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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1050 on: April 25, 2011, 06:46:40 PM »
@Mesh: I'd rather not. She's still my internet buddy. I think. She might hate me. I don't know.

And now I'm angsty for entirely different reasons. Emotions other than euphoria suck.

Aren't you like 15 or something? If you aren't being moody,  you're not a good teenager.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1051 on: April 25, 2011, 06:49:08 PM »
I'm an amazing teenager. I just don't get moody often. I don't like being anything other than happy. And now I'm being angsty.

It sucks. Like my life.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1052 on: April 25, 2011, 07:10:46 PM »
I'm an amazing teenager. I just don't get moody often. I don't like being anything other than happy. And now I'm being angsty.

It sucks. Like my life.

Well, I can make an attempt to make it slightly better.
Did you know Commander Jubby Shepard is an anagram for "A Bard Job Chummy Spender" ? that or "A Bard Bumped Mercy Johns".

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1053 on: April 25, 2011, 07:12:34 PM »
Would it be weird if I said that I loved you for that, Annubis?
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1054 on: April 25, 2011, 08:01:33 PM »
I just saw the boner flower I was talking about earlier. It was AMAZING.
o/` I do not feel joy o/`
o/` I do not dream o/`
o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`


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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1055 on: April 25, 2011, 08:04:02 PM »
I just saw the boner flower I was talking about earlier. It was AMAZING.

Were there any nearby semen trees?
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1056 on: April 25, 2011, 10:11:46 PM »
I just saw the boner flower I was talking about earlier. It was AMAZING.

Were there any nearby semen trees?


Yeah there was a few.I "fertilized" them myself.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1057 on: April 25, 2011, 10:30:11 PM »
I just saw the boner flower I was talking about earlier. It was AMAZING.

Were there any nearby semen trees?


Yeah there was a few.I "fertilized" them myself.

I didn't see that joke cumming.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1058 on: April 25, 2011, 11:46:08 PM »
"A Bard Bumped Mercy Johns".

I heard Mercy Johns is an insufferable prick, so I don't think anyone minded.

My haps include an essay on Depression-era Abortion that I am reading and a German essay about the one time I was on an old train in the Czech Republic countryside and realized that I did not speak Czech so how in the hell am I going to get around.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1059 on: April 26, 2011, 12:11:43 AM »
It sucks. Like my life.

Omg, total teen right there.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1060 on: April 26, 2011, 12:15:03 AM »
It sucks. Like my life.

Omg, total teen right there.

I remember a one month phase I had where I wore Nomura pants.
i.e.; black, with zippers.

ok ok, I'll write something in here to not make this a totally pointless quote.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1061 on: April 26, 2011, 12:47:03 AM »
Well... fuck. I think one of my friends is spreading rumors that I'm gay. This will spread like wildfire through a small school...

Three cheers for a possibly soon to be ruined social life? Or whatever else happens?

Please?

I'm going to cry if you don't.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1062 on: April 26, 2011, 12:57:59 AM »
Well... fuck. I think one of my friends is spreading rumors that I'm gay. This will spread like wildfire through a small school...

Three cheers for a possibly soon to be ruined social life? Or whatever else happens?

Please?

I'm going to cry if you don't.


I don't know you but I have a feeling but being gay would probably vault you to a new social status :)


I met my +1 because she needed a date to a gay wedding (well not a wedding technically, since gay weddings aren't legal in this state)

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1063 on: April 26, 2011, 03:04:16 AM »
Jubby, your social life in highschool is actually pretty irrelevant because once you go to college you will never see anyone from highschool ever again, and the only people from highschool you'll think back on six years on are going to be the ones that died in car crashes. Even if you didn't know them.



The worst thing is you're not even going to WANT to keep in contact with most of your friends from highschool because after you move out and move on, a lot of them won't. They'll stay back and get some teenager pregnant or settle for a low-level factory job that leaves them lots of time to ponder stockpiles of shotguns and pipebombs, and the validity of Obama's birth certificate.



I think the biggest takeaway message from my time in highschool was just how to be really good at BSing. How to manipulate people without even realizing it. How to be a sociopath. If you can game the system to get a really high GPA through both highschool and college, you've got the necessary life skills to screw over anything.



And that, son, is the story of how I became Gary Motherfucking Oak.
o/` I do not feel joy o/`
o/` I do not dream o/`
o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`


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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #1064 on: April 26, 2011, 03:53:39 AM »


And that, son, is the story of how I became Gary Motherfucking Oak.

So, um Gary if any of those cheerleaders of yours are into girls feel free to send them my way.