I'm fascinated by mushrooms. They look so untrustworthy and alien.
Not a fan of eating them though. They're ok in certain things, pizza not being one of them.
And penis-like. Sorry... it was the only descriptor missing.
I don't like them either, they have that weird ass pungent smell, it does nothing for me. My mum loves them -- it tears me up when it comes to ordering pizzas.
In terms of "whats the haps", yesterday I had a customer that was nerdier than anyone here (I assume?). Then man went on, and on, about Everquest. You know those nerds that just yak on, and you have 0
invested interest in what they're talking about? In fact, you don't even make eye contact, yet they still talk like they got the best thing to say ever. It get better. Not to judge by appearances, buuut... he had a necklace with two female symbols on it, thick glasses, some anime shirt, I don't even know what was going on with his teeth, and talked about his wife (lolz, can't even imagine). ...nice guy, but creeped me out. Oh nerds.
Also, I had to buy a carpet because me sick pooch ...umm, sprayed
something out her back-end all over my floor. Not on the wooden part, of course, but the carpet. New carpet is better, and, joke not intended, it actually does
match the drapes.