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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3525 on: August 24, 2011, 03:15:24 PM »
My IQ just dropped 100 points from reading that, thanks Starmongoose, lol
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3526 on: August 24, 2011, 03:15:33 PM »
I like how these people think God would actually give a shit about something so fleeting and inconsequential as a government, a president, or "the gay marriage" as some put it.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3527 on: August 24, 2011, 03:27:56 PM »
Uh oh i just finished masturbating to pictures of lesbian sex. If a second quake "comes" that ones my fault. :( I am sorry.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3528 on: August 24, 2011, 03:36:35 PM »
Hot damn she sounds like a real catch. Do you think she'd dig me cause you know I is courage and romantic at the same time, but I'm a girl.

She specifically says it has to be a man.

Uh oh i just finished masturbating to pictures of lesbian sex. If a second quake "comes" that ones my fault. :( I am sorry.

If everytime you masturbate a quake came there wouldn't be a single living creature on this planet.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3529 on: August 24, 2011, 03:48:49 PM »

If everytime you masturbate a quake came there wouldn't be a single living creature on this planet.

But what a way to destroy the world that would be XD

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3530 on: August 24, 2011, 03:53:24 PM »
I think the best are the sites showing pictures of the damage from the earthquake. My favorite pictures I've seen included a single lawn chair that tipped over, or a picture frame that tilted slightly to the side. I have seen some pictures of more significant damage, but it's still funny. Also funny were the headlines of every paper in NY which all focused on the earthquake...because that's big news and all.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3531 on: August 24, 2011, 04:14:04 PM »

If everytime you masturbate a quake came there wouldn't be a single living creature on this planet.

But what a way to destroy the world that would be XD

I suppose it would be extremely satisfying...
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3532 on: August 24, 2011, 04:16:18 PM »

If everytime you masturbate a quake came there wouldn't be a single living creature on this planet.

But what a way to destroy the world that would be XD

I suppose it would be extremely satisfying...

Were this the plot of an RPG, your quest as the nameless hero would be to infect the villain with an STD that would make it painful to masturbate.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3533 on: August 24, 2011, 04:28:05 PM »
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Were this the plot of an RPG, your quest as the nameless hero would be to infect the villain with an STD that would make it painful to masturbate.

It would? I thought it would be the same as always: just go at him with a big giant sword until he changes his ways.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3534 on: August 24, 2011, 04:30:45 PM »
I suppose that would work too. It just seams extreme, murdering someone for masturbating.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3535 on: August 24, 2011, 04:43:03 PM »
Sorry 'bout that earthquake guys. Mah bad.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ridiculous-explanations-for-the-east-coast-earthqu

What the hell?! This can't be real. It's a joke, right? People really aren't THAT stupid...are they? Wow.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3536 on: August 24, 2011, 04:43:36 PM »

If everytime you masturbate a quake came there wouldn't be a single living creature on this planet.

But what a way to destroy the world that would be XD

I suppose it would be extremely satisfying...

Were this the plot of an RPG, your quest as the nameless hero would be to infect the villain with an STD that would make it painful to masturbate.

That's brilliant!
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3537 on: August 24, 2011, 04:56:01 PM »
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Were this the plot of an RPG, your quest as the nameless hero would be to infect the villain with an STD that would make it painful to masturbate.

It would? I thought it would be the same as always: just go at him with a big giant sword until he changes his ways.

Hey this villians a Demon Princess and she has 99% resistance to STDs from her demon magic. Also only laser swords work.

Also speaking of masturbating i found this site the other day. http://dirtygirlsministries.com/ it's a site devoted to ridding women of the evils of female masturbation. I tried trolling it but they instaban and delete before anyone can even read your shit.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3538 on: August 24, 2011, 05:01:05 PM »
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Were this the plot of an RPG, your quest as the nameless hero would be to infect the villain with an STD that would make it painful to masturbate.

It would? I thought it would be the same as always: just go at him with a big giant sword until he changes his ways.

Hey this villians a Demon Princess and she has 99% resistance to STDs from her demon magic. Also only laser swords work.

Our hero has a laser dick. Or dick laser, if it's set in the future.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3539 on: August 24, 2011, 05:03:01 PM »
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Were this the plot of an RPG, your quest as the nameless hero would be to infect the villain with an STD that would make it painful to masturbate.

It would? I thought it would be the same as always: just go at him with a big giant sword until he changes his ways.

Hey this villians a Demon Princess and she has 99% resistance to STDs from her demon magic. Also only laser swords work.

Our hero has a laser dick. Or dick laser, if it's set in the future.

Laser strap-ons are twice as effective, unless the hero's a laser futa.