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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3795 on: September 13, 2011, 10:57:25 AM »
I remember when my second dog died (I was too young to remember the first). It was... sad to say the least.

As to cooking: I can't cook and my parents don't trust me around the stove alone. If I do cook, it's always something REALLY simple with maybe five or six ingredients and it shouldn't take more than an hour. I have made stir fry and pasta before though.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3796 on: September 13, 2011, 12:32:49 PM »
my cat died.... I R sad =(. no really im fucking depressed here u_u

Sorry to hear that Alisha. It's been years since I've owned a cat but I remember them all so well-- pets really stick to you. :(

While we're discussing cooking vs bought-food-- in the UK, foods of convenience tend to be taxed higher. It's weird. A packet of snacking raisins will cost significantly more than a packet of raisins marketed for cooking, even if they're basically the same thing. I prefer cooking as well but I do resort to the occasional oven-ready dinner or take-away if there's a very tight deadline ahead of me.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3797 on: September 13, 2011, 02:12:59 PM »
Yay, Chibi is eating again! Now if only he'd poop. That would mean he's going to be all right. Come on, lil' bunny, poop! Poop on the carpet for all I care, just poop!

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That is sad - and sick bunnies are sad too.  Best wishes for a full recovery, Tomara.  I've had 3 rabbits, and they all broke my heart when they died. :(

I know what you mean. Mine always have the tendency to go the most dramatic way possible. My first had always been kind of weak and died in my arms. I was 12. Then my grandparents gave me a rabbit they got from a cousin. That one caught pheumonia and died an hour after we returned from the vet. In my arms. Both were albinos by the way. The third albino came up with a grand finale of depression and wtf. First there was the tumor that was discovered too late. It grew to the size of an egg. She was skin and bones at that point. Then she got E. cuniculi, which paralyzed her hind legs. She didn't seem to care. Kept eating and everything. But, it was obvious that just wasn't right, so we decided to put her down. On the way to the vet I fed her a few more strawberries. She loved strawberries. Anyway, at the vet... she just wouldn't die. After another dose she finally passed on.

I kind of miss her. Sure, she was an obnoxious, clingy masochist, but Boogernose was a charming pet in her own crazy way.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3798 on: September 13, 2011, 02:33:49 PM »
So sorry to hear that as well Alisha. We've had one of our cats for 13 years now and the other for 9. They are both crazy but certainly a loved part of the family. Will be a sad day indeed when they leave us.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3799 on: September 13, 2011, 05:08:30 PM »
>.< Friend keeps sending me emails and twitter messages asking when we will next meet up. ITS BEEN THREE YEARS TAKE THE HINT WOMAN.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3800 on: September 13, 2011, 05:10:54 PM »
One of my cats died in highschool. It was sad cause she was mean to me most of her life then before she died she'd always climb on top of me and want me to pet her, and she'd sit on my bed while i was playing games. My other cat died in 09 she was attached to me the moment i found her though. She'd follow me around and bother me to play with her when i was trying to sleep. At the end she got so sick she had to be fed through a syringe since she wouldn't eat. :(

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3801 on: September 13, 2011, 07:33:48 PM »
I'm never gonna learn to drive.=( There's so much I have to remember and pay attention to all at the same time, my senses just can't handle it. I've been learning to drive for years now and I'm not getting any better. But I need to drive for so many things. This sucks...

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3802 on: September 13, 2011, 08:05:41 PM »
Masturbation can kill you

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His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

Ooh, that's funny.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3803 on: September 13, 2011, 08:14:13 PM »
he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

Wait, what?

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3804 on: September 13, 2011, 09:39:26 PM »
Masturbation can kill you

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His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

Ooh, that's funny.

Unusual: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3805 on: September 13, 2011, 09:57:08 PM »
Let us post the article 42 times to memorialize him

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3806 on: September 13, 2011, 10:01:32 PM »
Lol 42 times my record is 16 hmm?

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3807 on: September 13, 2011, 10:50:59 PM »
Today in class I got a horrible bomb dropped on me that may prevent me from graduating and make this whole freaking semester nearly worthless. On top of that I just got the motherload of work dropped on me as well. The next few months are going to be quite long. Time to pack away the 360 lest I be tempted.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3808 on: September 13, 2011, 10:59:01 PM »
Wait 42 times in one night? Or 42 times total?

How can you even jack off 42 times in a single day. That's like two times and hour. You'd have to be running on empty preeeetty fast.

Do you just start shooting out internal organs after awhile?

That would be amazing.

What if you eventually had nothing left but your own dong and then it inverted and you turned into

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o/` I do not dream o/`
o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`


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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #3809 on: September 13, 2011, 11:38:48 PM »
Having some fat-free orange jello...FYI...generic jello is NOT as good as name brand, just thought you should know.
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