So I start reading the newspaper today and it says stuff like "Florida voting to join Canada" "Nordique won the Stanley Cup" and "Lastest model of X flying car for 28,000$"
So yeah, for some reason, today's newspaper is a troll paper.
I end up reading the thing quickly for shit and giggles and then I see my horoscope "If you are single, today you will find a girlfriend GUARANTEED! 100%"
F U troll newspaper... F U...