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Oh shit guys best idea.
Okay so westboro baptist says that god kills US soldiers because of gay people. Okay so what we do is have the ONLY GAY SOLDIERS. cause see apparently god can't kill gay people directly for some reason, i guess becuase they are wizards.
At this point the US declare war on everyone and conquers the world with its newly invincible fighting force.