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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5490 on: January 07, 2012, 04:19:26 AM »
As long as you could give her grandchildren she wouldn't care. Honestly if I started having sex with random men she'd call me a slut, but if one of them got me pregnant suddenly she'd be happy for me. Cause I got knocked up by some guy who possibly paid me for sex. :/

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5491 on: January 07, 2012, 04:24:36 AM »
As long as you could give her grandchildren she wouldn't care. Honestly if I started having sex with random men she'd call me a slut, but if one of them got me pregnant suddenly she'd be happy for me. Cause I got knocked up by some guy who possibly paid me for sex. :/

I think it'd scare my mom if I got pregnant.

Edit: So someone I know from my school started a Date Night type event in front of our mall's T.G.I.F.'s. They invited everyone that isn't in a relationship from our school and about 50 people from other schools. You're supposed to wear different colors depending on your sexual preferences so you know who to hit on and who will hit on you (blue for straight, red for gay, and black for bisexual). I'm wearing blue jeans and a red on black shirt. This will be ffun.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5492 on: January 07, 2012, 11:31:14 AM »
ib4 jubby gets herpes at TGIF.

... I think if you got herpes at TGIF that'd be the most hilarious pathetic thing.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5493 on: January 07, 2012, 01:31:46 PM »
Ugh i wouldnt want my mother to see any of my jokes. Either she'd get pissed and tell me the internet's corrupting me or some such thing, or expect me to marry whomever I'm joking with if it's a male. God she'd think Lazlowe was my boyfriend and expect to meet him. That wouldn't be fun at all.

Tell her I'm gay.Many people suspect that from me anyway.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5494 on: January 07, 2012, 01:34:58 PM »
Ugh i wouldnt want my mother to see any of my jokes. Either she'd get pissed and tell me the internet's corrupting me or some such thing, or expect me to marry whomever I'm joking with if it's a male. God she'd think Lazlowe was my boyfriend and expect to meet him. That wouldn't be fun at all.

Tell her I'm gay.Many people suspect that from me anyway.

Wouldn't stop her as long as you are capable of impregnating me that's really all that matters to until we're married then if you aren't white she'll be a bitch to you yet still expect to see our children.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5495 on: January 07, 2012, 01:39:34 PM »

Wouldn't stop her as long as you are capable of impregnating me that's really all that matters to until we're married then if you aren't white she'll be a bitch to you yet still expect to see our children.

I'm white but half European.Would she see me as a foreigner?

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5496 on: January 07, 2012, 01:41:06 PM »
Only if you told her she's not that perceptive

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5497 on: January 07, 2012, 01:48:17 PM »
Only if you told her she's not that perceptive

She isn't too SPECIAL then.

Tell you what,I will impregnate you and get her off you about kids just as long as the child is called Duke Nukem.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5498 on: January 07, 2012, 01:51:38 PM »
9 months of mood swings and getting people to wait on me. FUCK YES I can be my mother to my mother. That's totally worth naming my kid Duke Nukem you have a deal!

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5499 on: January 07, 2012, 02:40:10 PM »
Just woke up.

Feel like death.

Someone, make me tea and feed me grapes

No wrath on the grapes. plz thnx k


Hitting the gym. Making good progress with intense cardio.

Also, I haven't had a pop in over a week. That shit helps.


I did have a diet pop at the movies when I sawr the artist. But I emptied a hip flask of bourbon into it. Maybe that explains why that movie made me an emotional WRECK

See that movie. It's amazing
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5500 on: January 07, 2012, 09:23:14 PM »
I feel like the latter half of your post may explain the first half.

Soda (it's adorable that you call it pop) is so weirdly bad for you. Like, would it taste that much worse if they put less sugar in it? There's so much goddamn sugar in that shit. It's crazy. It's as if corn syrup is just cheaper than water now so they just load it up with that shit. Diet soda's not bad though. I ain't afraid of no aspartame.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5501 on: January 07, 2012, 09:48:30 PM »
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Like, would it taste that much worse if they put less sugar in it?

It actually tastes better. Coke has something like 80 grams of sugar per bottle. Natural/organic/specialty sodas all hover around the 20-50 range. In the absence of sugar you can actually taste the other flavor compounds present in the drink.

Also I usually can't taste much of a difference between real sugar and HFCS except for two sodas: Sierra Mist and Malta Goya. Malta Goya also has a better mouth-feel when sugar is used. Sierra Mist I'm actually less sure if the difference is the sugar, because Sierra Mist Natural uses an entirely different formula from regular Sierra Mist anyway. I don't think they make the original Sierra Mist anymore anyway -- thank god -- so I can't do a direct comparison (not that I'd want to).

Although come to think of it, I feel like natural ALSO has a better mouth-feel. I feel like HFCS gives stuff a SLIGHTLY oily, very syrupy texture.

BTW, one thing with HFCS -- having tasted corn syrup on its own, it's sweet, but doesn't really have any flavor besides being sweet. Same for sucrose. Natural or raw sugar still has some amount of molasses in it and generally has a much nicer flavor in and of itself. Soda mostly uses HFCS or crystalline sucrose, so neither are going to bring a lot of flavor to the party. It's more like the HFCS keeps stuff from mixing properly.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5502 on: January 08, 2012, 12:15:02 AM »

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5503 on: January 08, 2012, 12:18:48 AM »
Would you rather have friends with benefits

or

friends with benelux?
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #5504 on: January 08, 2012, 12:33:24 AM »
So that thing in front of TGIF's was a bust. I didn't get herpes or anything.
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