I fart a lot
As my pa says, "everyone likes their own brand."
And when he does, I want to punch him.
Anyways, you can come live with me and my folks. Dog has a little house she doesn't use anymore, and we like keeping her indoors. It's yours, and I'll need first and last months rent. Alternatively, there is our basement, my old man's cave, it smells like smoke 95% of the time, and has a chance to give you lung cancer on second hand smoke, but it sure is roomy!
Only catch to all this? Your main city is...Toronto. x(
Home of the worst sports teams, eva'.