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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6525 on: April 18, 2012, 12:07:00 AM »
I fart a lot

As my pa says, "everyone likes their own brand."
And when he does, I want to punch him.

Anyways, you can come live with me and my folks.  Dog has a little house she doesn't use anymore, and we like keeping her indoors.  It's yours, and I'll need first and last months rent.  Alternatively, there is our basement, my old man's cave, it smells like smoke 95% of the time, and has a chance to give you lung cancer on second hand smoke, but it sure is roomy!

Only catch to all this?  Your main city is...Toronto. x(
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6526 on: April 18, 2012, 12:27:20 AM »
If I get this job, I might need it.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6527 on: April 18, 2012, 01:03:32 AM »

Only catch to all this? 



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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6528 on: April 18, 2012, 01:12:37 AM »
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6529 on: April 18, 2012, 02:05:04 AM »
NE1 in Chicago need a roomie?

Pros:
I'm clean
I'm good w/ $$$
I have lots of games
I fart a lot
I'll drink your alcohol


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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6530 on: April 18, 2012, 08:43:53 AM »
You can be my roomie, who doesn't want to live in the rural Scottish hills, where the nearest thing we have to civilization is when sheep and cows sometimes mingle in the same field.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6531 on: April 18, 2012, 09:10:26 AM »
You can be my roomie, who doesn't want to live in the rural Scottish hills, where the nearest thing we have to civilization is when sheep and cows sometimes mingle in the same field.
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I kinda do. Scotland is one of my dream places to visit.
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6532 on: April 18, 2012, 10:04:04 AM »
You can be my roomie, who doesn't want to live in the rural Scottish hills, where the nearest thing we have to civilization is when sheep and cows sometimes mingle in the same field.

I'm down with that. I'm tired of cities and people.

The other day some guy cut me off as I was turning so I honked my horn. Well he stopped in front of me, got out of the car and walked up to my door and threatened me.

One of my neighbors. Good place.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6533 on: April 18, 2012, 11:57:54 AM »
Hot Bridal Trend:  Being fed by a feeding tube, let's you lose 20 pounds in two weeks.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6534 on: April 18, 2012, 12:16:24 PM »
They call it a Foie Gras wedding.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6535 on: April 18, 2012, 02:04:31 PM »
You can be my roomie, who doesn't want to live in the rural Scottish hills, where the nearest thing we have to civilization is when sheep and cows sometimes mingle in the same field.

I sometimes mingle with cows and sheep so I bet we could have some fun.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6536 on: April 18, 2012, 02:52:09 PM »
D: Im really not sure what you are implying there Laz.


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Um....different strokes for different folks...

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6537 on: April 18, 2012, 03:49:05 PM »
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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6538 on: April 18, 2012, 04:15:38 PM »
:(

Can't we just have cake and tea? I can show you my stuffed toys.

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Re: What's the haps?
« Reply #6539 on: April 18, 2012, 04:28:11 PM »
I'm actually moving into a new place soon (early June is looking good) and will need a roommate.  I think that Virginia is a little outside your target area, though.