Conundrum about breakfast: Sugar content aside, slaming a Clif bar/Powerbar or two is probably the most nutritionally balanced option I have, but I do that like every day before work and holy dang I am sick of breakfast bars. This is the freakin' weekend and imma have me something different.
McDonald's pancakes are delicious but nutritiously empty. Panera is close, but aside from their pastries and coffee I'm not overly fond of their other foods, and pastries are kind of nutritiously empty. IDK what Brennan's even has. Buckeye Donuts has good donuts, but they're also nutritiously empty. The really good breakfast place is out in like Grandview and that's like an hour and a half away on foot.
So basically I'm just going to internet till a time when it's appropriate to get lunch and then... idk, go get ice cream. Or play Warioland and then wonder why, at 3PM, I suddenly feel so damn awful.
I used to think I was sexually confused in college but in retrospect I was just thinking about claiming to be gay so that my roommate would be weirded out and move and I could have the dorm to myself.
In reality, I'm just too much of a seething misanthrope to HAVE any sexual orientation 8D Chick comes up to me and hits on me I'd be like PISS OFF. Dude comes up to me and hits on me I'd be like PISS OFF. Goose comes up to me, I just curbstomp that bitch because geese are the most terrifying things in the world.
Like, they see me walkin' around town and they're just like, "Oh man y'all thinkin' we forgot our therapod dinosaur ancestry? Naw, man." And then they walk up to you and start honking and biting like it's happy hour at Applebee's.
Usually if some are on the sidewalk I end up crossing the street and just avoiding them. I know that's racist. I don't care.
I mean it's not like I wouldn't curbstomp one if they came up to me. I-I totally would. I'm not afraid of them or anything. They're just like, not worth it.