What's the haps?

[GrimReality]

Yeah it totally poured here last night for quite a long time.  We're pretty water-logged today.

Have jury duty on Monday.  Should be interesting.

Rain during Autumn in the city is about as good as it gets

I'm jealous of you guys and you're rain. Once again, it's dry as a bone here in Northern Illinois. I'd love to have a rainy Autumn day.

[MeshGearFox]

Imma just start calling Dance Dance Revolution as East Germany. It makes sense to me.

I'M NOT GAY BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE NAKED MEN.

Pretty much always... feel like time isn't linear, around this time of year.

I worked from home yesterday and was a lot more productive than in the office.

[Dice]

Imma just start calling Dance Dance Revolution as East Germany. It makes sense to me.

I'M NOT GAY BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE NAKED MEN.

Pretty much always... feel like time isn't linear, around this time of year.

I worked from home yesterday and was a lot more productive than in the office.

Your caps reminds me of that one like in Brokeback Mountain, where after their immediate and passionate [homosexual] love making, Heath Ledger leaves the tent they did it in and beautifully responds, "I ain't queer!!!" and convincing no one.  Good movie, but I hated that line...

In a similar but different vein of your conundrum, I hate Augusts, I get weird seasonal affective disorder in that lump of time at the end of summer (as opposed to mid-winter).  And every so often I get hit with such a nasty case of "what the hell am I doing with my life" and other self-loathing/feeling-sorry-for-myself thinking that I just lie face forward and curied in the cushions of my couch, butt up.

I'm currently writing a 1,500 word paper.  Which isn't much, but the topic is ludicrous that it's going to be 500 good and honest words, and the rest pure BS.

[Starmongoose]

Imma just start calling Dance Dance Revolution as East Germany. It makes sense to me.

I'M NOT GAY BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE NAKED MEN.

Pretty much always... feel like time isn't linear, around this time of year.

I worked from home yesterday and was a lot more productive than in the office.

Your caps reminds me of that one like in Brokeback Mountain, where after their immediate and passionate [homosexual] love making, Heath Ledger leaves the tent they did it in and beautifully responds, "I ain't queer!!!" and convincing no one.  Good movie, but I hated that line...

But it's sort of accurate to how people react. I was kinda known for preying on the sexually confused in High School (don't judge me -.-), and pretty much all of them had a moment like that.

[MeshGearFox]

Conundrum about breakfast: Sugar content aside, slaming a Clif bar/Powerbar or two is probably the most nutritionally balanced option I have, but I do that like every day before work and holy dang I am sick of breakfast bars. This is the freakin' weekend and imma have me something different.

McDonald's pancakes are delicious but nutritiously empty. Panera is close, but aside from their pastries and coffee I'm not overly fond of their other foods, and pastries are kind of nutritiously empty. IDK what Brennan's even has. Buckeye Donuts has good donuts, but they're also nutritiously empty. The really good breakfast place is out in like Grandview and that's like an hour and a half away on foot.

So basically I'm just going to internet till a time when it's appropriate to get lunch and then... idk, go get ice cream. Or play Warioland and then wonder why, at 3PM, I suddenly feel so damn awful.

I used to think I was sexually confused in college but in retrospect I was just thinking about claiming to be gay so that my roommate would be weirded out and move and I could have the dorm to myself.

In reality, I'm just too much of a seething misanthrope to HAVE any sexual orientation 8D Chick comes up to me and hits on me I'd be like PISS OFF. Dude comes up to me and hits on me I'd be like PISS OFF. Goose comes up to me, I just curbstomp that bitch because geese are the most terrifying things in the world.

Like, they see me walkin' around town and they're just like, "Oh man y'all thinkin' we forgot our therapod dinosaur ancestry? Naw, man." And then they walk up to you and start honking and biting like it's happy hour at Applebee's.

Usually if some are on the sidewalk I end up crossing the street and just avoiding them. I know that's racist. I don't care.

I mean it's not like I wouldn't curbstomp one if they came up to me. I-I totally would. I'm not afraid of them or anything. They're just like, not worth it.

Okay?

God.

[(Tunnels)]

I'm currently writing a 1,500 word paper.  Which isn't much, but the topic is ludicrous that it's going to be 500 good and honest words, and the rest pure BS.

That's about how every single paper I ever wrote turned out. Usually I get worried about meeting the length requirements, so I include every inane BS thought I can so I don't have to worry about length, and then end up running up against the maximum page length and have to trim a bunch of shit out. If there is one thing I certainly learned in college, it was/is how to write a paper to sound like I know what I am talking about.

Speaking of, I better work on this paper! :D

[Dice]

Imma just start calling Dance Dance Revolution as East Germany. It makes sense to me.

I'M NOT GAY BUT SOMETIMES I LIKE NAKED MEN.

Pretty much always... feel like time isn't linear, around this time of year.

I worked from home yesterday and was a lot more productive than in the office.

Your caps reminds me of that one like in Brokeback Mountain, where after their immediate and passionate [homosexual] love making, Heath Ledger leaves the tent they did it in and beautifully responds, "I ain't queer!!!" and convincing no one.  Good movie, but I hated that line...

But it's sort of accurate to how people react. I was kinda known for preying on the sexually confused in High School (don't judge me -.-), and pretty much all of them had a moment like that.

I can only imagine what that's going against the grain like that -- can't be easy I guess. =(

And (Tunnels), thanks for that, I actually feel better and more confident in my bullshitting. =)

[MeshGearFox]

One time for Russian Drama we had to write like, IDK a 1000 word essay on some stupid topic. I procrastinated on it till about 60 minutes before the class in which it was, and I only managed to write like 500 words on the topic (it was really too brief of a topic to do more than 500 words on).

So for the second half of the essay, I just reworded the first half. And then I got an A because nobody else actually did the assignment.

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Reading TVTropes article on Up. Go to the tearjerker page. Read comments noting the film score. Notice that my eyes are watering. Realize that this is a conditioned response. Find reacting to a conditioned response while being aware of what it is is kind of neat.

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Every time I hear someone complaining about how much money the US owes to China, I just assume they're really concerned about those horrible yellow slant-eyed demons Out East interacting with the US as a whole. I mean god they don't even speak english what's WITH that?

[Yoda]

demetri martin is good

[GrimReality]

Woke up at 5:30am on a Sunday. This is unnatural. The only reason I did this is because my wife had a run at the Morton Arboretum,and, well...Arboretum. I haven't been going to her other runs lately.
It's a bit early in the season but the place is always beautiful, so it was worth it. I got some fantastic photos of the sun coming up over the mist covered lake. Pure beauty.

Walked too much and gardened too much over the weekend, so my body isn't happy. Sore as hell. Ugh.

[Yoda]

Kevadu linked me to play-asia and I found this in 2 clicks from the link he gave me.
http://www.play-asia.com/Senran_Kagura_Huge_Breast_Hyper_Tshirt_Asuka_Size_L/paOS-13-71-12j-49-en-70-5eut.html

[Akanbe-]

Goose would look good in one of those.

Oh and I may or may not have broken my arcade stick.  I opened it up today after work and poked around.  Almost broke it just trying to open the damn thing and it's now somehow bulging on the bottom (wtf) but I THINK it's working.  The left input was fucking up yesterday during UMvC3 and I couldn't use the left input reliably.  I tried arcade mode and training mode after I opened it up and tinkered with it.  Not sure if it's COMPLETELY fixed, but I did a about 200 QCB, reverse DP motions, and TK talon strikes and pretty much all of them worked.  I think the ones that didn't are just my sloppy errors. 

[Yoda]

Akanbe- is hard on his stick

[Starmongoose]

Goose would look good in one of those.

Damn right I would. I'd prefer if the boobs were a bit higher though, to make me look like i have DD's.

[Lard]

Who is the genius that went to Japan right before a typhoon?

This guy right here!