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« Reply #7860 on: October 28, 2012, 10:02:55 PM »

Well, if you've ever had to do a late night tampon run for your girlfriend or you play in an aggressive punk, hardcore, or metal band prone to violent moshpits...

Perhaps I should explain the latter.  This one dude told me a story about how this kid took a massive elbow to the face at a particularly raucous punk show and some girl shoved tampons up his nostrils to staunch the bleeding.  Tell me that isn't brilliant?  Soon, tampons will be a musician's gig-bag staple like duct tape. 
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« Reply #7861 on: October 28, 2012, 10:10:16 PM »

On my 21st birthday, my parents and some of my mom's coworkers came up to Bowling Green. We ate at a Mexican restaurant, and then went to Meijers, which is a Walmart-like store in the midwest. Mom's coworker had to get tampons. Ended up being in the milk aisle.

My 21st birthday was ballin'.
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« Reply #7862 on: October 28, 2012, 10:29:48 PM »

I too am in this this tropical rainbelt of a storm called Sandra.  What makes worse, today I can tell I'm beginning sickness.  Hopefully it does not bloom into full cold system.



ITT: Butts.

or vaginas.  works good to supplement lady parts natural secretions if you want extra.

or in the butt.  whatever suits your fancy.


The sincerity of this post makes it pretty disturbing for some reason

Try it.  You'll thank me later!

Also, isn't it a bit odd that John knew exactly where to find lube in Target?

Maybe because it's also where condoms are located.
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« Reply #7863 on: October 28, 2012, 10:59:41 PM »

Why can't a guy know where the lube is.

Lube is useful. Very useful.
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« Reply #7864 on: October 28, 2012, 11:51:17 PM »

ib4 remember that time dios gx set his wang on fire.
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« Reply #7865 on: October 28, 2012, 11:54:47 PM »

...this must have been before my time.


TELL US A STORY, GREAT WHIMSICAL ONE.
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« Reply #7866 on: October 29, 2012, 07:56:25 AM »

Dios GX (aka Flaming Duck) was a very colorful board member (and Mike's younger brother) who had some rather amusing stories. 

One story involved him fellating himself.  He said it took him 2 hours to get his shoulders to touch his hips.  He is officially one of 3 people I've encountered who say they've self-serviced. 

The other story involved him trying to numb his hand with oil of clove before masturbating and he set his penis on fire.  This was worse than my old college suitemate freshman year in college put Tiger Balm on a pulled groin, got some of it on his sensitive areas, and was jumping around the suite like a deranged frog.

My favorite Dios story is his science project story, which is completely tame by RPGFan standards, but highlighted a broken education system.
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« Reply #7867 on: October 29, 2012, 08:34:13 AM »

New Jersey,

Sorry for your loss

Despite working friday, sat, and sunday a ton I had a great weekend.

@Mesh #psxhaps

I went nuts the other day. Couldn't sleep so I did a shot of whiskey and took a painkiller. In my haze I drowsy-bought these games:
ps1:
Jumping Flash 1 and 2
Heart of Darkness
Worms Armageddon
Tail of the Sun
Fox Hunt
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Nightmare Creatuers
Fear Effect 1 and 2
Carnage Heart


Also got:
Metro 2033
Red Dead GOTY
Uncharted 3
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« Reply #7868 on: October 29, 2012, 03:09:26 PM »

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My favorite Dios story is his science project story, which is completely tame by RPGFan standards, but highlighted a broken education system.

I think I missed that one. I read the Oil of Clove and the army stories half a dozen time each, but science project? Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
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« Reply #7869 on: October 29, 2012, 03:46:20 PM »

Ahh, the great Valesti (his name on ffxi), I miss Dios, he was entertaining to say the least. When he wasn't doing douchebag things and wearing women's clothing I mean
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« Reply #7870 on: October 29, 2012, 05:05:41 PM »

My understanding of Dios' high school science project story was that Dios was absent from school for a bit and was never told that he had to do a science project so with only days to go, he found out that he needed to do a science project and wasn't given extra time, despite the teacher's snafu.  So while he was freaking out trying to think of a good science project to do on short notice, I think he somehow encountered some old school power line cables, through his mom or a friend of his mom, that were thicker than ropes and he thought "voila!  Science project!"  So he did this killer science project about the innards of power line cables and how they've gotten narrower over the years, and his teacher even said that he learned something that he didn't know before.  

He did not get an A on said project.  I think he got like a C+ on it.  

Again, I could be wrong on a lot of things, but that's more or less what I recall.  
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« Reply #7871 on: October 29, 2012, 05:13:22 PM »

Did this guy die or something?
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« Reply #7872 on: October 29, 2012, 06:14:51 PM »

All I know was that he went completely batshit insane a couple of years ago and I have no idea what happened to him since. 
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« Reply #7873 on: October 29, 2012, 06:17:37 PM »

He has become but a legend...
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« Reply #7874 on: October 29, 2012, 06:20:38 PM »

Oh, he is a legend.  Nicole (aka Sumire) was another one of my favorite RPGFan legends. 
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