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« Reply #8355 on: December 20, 2012, 04:32:36 PM »
Me.


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« Reply #8356 on: December 20, 2012, 04:48:52 PM »
...So long as it's not me you want murdered.
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« Reply #8357 on: December 20, 2012, 04:51:40 PM »
Quote from: Dice on December 20, 2012, 04:29:48 PM
I need $1000.  Who needs someone murdered? :D
There are much less murderous ways to get $1000.
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« Reply #8358 on: December 20, 2012, 04:52:44 PM »
Oh my gawd, Ash. You can't just tell people to become prostitutes like that.
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« Reply #8359 on: December 20, 2012, 04:54:43 PM »
Quote from: Ashton on December 20, 2012, 04:51:40 PM
Quote from: Dice on December 20, 2012, 04:29:48 PM
I need $1000.  Who needs someone murdered? :D
There are much less murderous ways to get $1000.

But are there easier ways??
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« Reply #8360 on: December 20, 2012, 04:56:34 PM »
Sell your body on the street? I'm sure there would be more takers than amateur assassination.

No, no, of course, NO.

...well, maybe...
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« Reply #8361 on: December 20, 2012, 05:12:19 PM »
I'd be the worst prostitute. 
I'd probably be constantly asking "DOES IT FEEL GOOD??? D: WHAT AM I DOING??!?!?!?!?"
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« Reply #8362 on: December 20, 2012, 05:17:10 PM »
I could make a lot of tasteless comments here... must resist...
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« Reply #8363 on: December 20, 2012, 05:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Ashton on December 20, 2012, 05:17:10 PM
I could make a lot of tasteless comments here... must resist...

It took me ten minutes to make that post because a lot of "other stuff" was written there first.
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« Reply #8364 on: December 20, 2012, 05:53:46 PM »
Saucy.
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« Reply #8365 on: December 20, 2012, 06:43:44 PM »
Quote from: Ashton on December 20, 2012, 04:56:34 PM
Sell your body on the street? I'm sure there would be more takers than amateur assassination.

No, no, of course, NO.

...well, maybe...

Cmon, this is the 21st century.  The money is in the cam these days.  You don't even to touch your clientele.  It's great except for the fact that everyone is going to be asking you to shove things up your poopchute D:
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« Reply #8366 on: December 20, 2012, 09:55:58 PM »
amazing what happens here when I go to work. OK...until my next promotion I could use some extra money...so....sounds like RPGFan needs a pimp? I'll be fair and only take 25%, and I will bail you out of jail in a "timely" manner, I promise.
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« Reply #8367 on: December 20, 2012, 10:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Akanbe- on December 20, 2012, 06:43:44 PM
Quote from: Ashton on December 20, 2012, 04:56:34 PM
Sell your body on the street? I'm sure there would be more takers than amateur assassination.

No, no, of course, NO.

...well, maybe...

Cmon, this is the 21st century.  The money is in the cam these days.  You don't even to touch your clientele.  It's great except for the fact that everyone is going to be asking you to shove things up your poopchute D:

I'd probably be eating.

To quote Superbad, "Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

And alright whatever Bytor.  Can you promise we'll be able to make at least 2g's from this??  I do hope you have a jive'n tiger patterned cane to hit people with if they're out of line.
 
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« Reply #8368 on: December 20, 2012, 11:05:26 PM »
leopard dear, only po-pimp wanna be's from Detroit carry tiger patterns ;)
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« Reply #8369 on: December 21, 2012, 12:03:44 AM »
What's the 1,000 bucks for? If it's breast augmentation, I'll donate only if said breasts are weaponized and nuclear powered.
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