What's the haps?

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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8580 on: January 30, 2013, 11:28:41 AM »

Quote from: Yoda on January 29, 2013, 11:10:52 PM

I know I posted this before but...

KLYDE HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ANY BUTTHOLE TATTOOS?

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I'm sure her IQ is lower than the average MTV viewer


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8581 on: January 30, 2013, 11:31:21 AM »

Maybe her IQ is 22, DEUCE-DEUCES


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Naw man. Naw.

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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8582 on: January 30, 2013, 11:34:36 AM »

Can you get the inside of your uterus tattooed so that it leave messages every time you have a period?

Maybe you could tattoo STOP LAUGHING AT ME GUYS on it, so that nobody will make fun of you for having a period anymore.

Right, though.

So lately -- since the dogs died, at least -- I've had a peculiar delusion that I do not exist. Or rather, this actually goes back a bit further, and in ways more saliently embedded in scar tissue, but it's stronger now. Anything sets it off, although talking to people, and especially the longer the conversation drags out, exacerbates it.

I've been on the verge of an honest-to-god ego death event since 2003, and I'm open and waiting for the cosmic hand to reach down and stroke me over the edge.

I also don't have strong memories of college or highschool -- the Sparknotes site helped me realize this. This has also gotten more pronounced since the dogs died. On Monday, I realized, however, that I am completely unfettered by the past -- whatever history I had prior to the now is irrelevant, and I can be anything. What kind of life would a Markov property life be?

There is a mental image of a city that I have, with Mediterranean architecture, and an Eastern Orthodox skew of some sort. And I feel like it's in Columbus, but I don't remember where. This summer, I think I'm going to see if I can get out to Delaware, Ohio, via Columbus' bus system and Delaware's. I don't know if there's anything interesting there. I just have a good feeling about heading that way.

And I'm actually kind of curious how far I could get without driving and without leaving the ground. Megabus from Columbus to Chicago; Chicago's a major Amtrak hub.


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8583 on: January 31, 2013, 05:59:59 PM »

I'm getting really tired of Apple right now.
Part of my work involves web development... and the Ipad is the worst thing to have ever happened for web development.
The restrictions on the device (or specifically IOS) have been kicking us in the balls for more than a year now.
Development time and cost have increased exponentially to support the Ipad (and we're getting shit because of this)

What nobody realizes though is that the Ipad is the weakest link and yet everyone thinks it's so cool.
Buy it to play games, read books or listen to music, but for the love of god don't expect everything to run on this horror of a walled garden...

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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8584 on: January 31, 2013, 08:22:10 PM »

Dude do sound drivers affect audio quality that much? Music on my laptop sounds REALLY clippy and brickwalled. It's an onboard Realtek audio thang, but... from previous experiences those normally sound fine.


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8585 on: February 01, 2013, 01:28:19 AM »

Quote from: Dice on January 30, 2013, 11:28:41 AM

Quote from: Yoda on January 29, 2013, 11:10:52 PM

I know I posted this before but...

KLYDE HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ANY BUTTHOLE TATTOOS?

NSFW

http://gawker.com/5934400/butthole-tattoos-are-the-next-big-thing-[nsfw]

I'm sure her IQ is lower than the average MTV viewer

Is that possible? :(


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8586 on: February 01, 2013, 08:32:34 PM »

Sometimes I can't tell if I learned to avoid learning about my family history growing up, or just no one told me.

BUT NOT MATTER, Fire Emblem shall be mine soon.

ps. Facebook is the Devil


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8587 on: February 01, 2013, 08:41:59 PM »

I came across this at I Fucking Love Science.

I think it explains a lot.


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8588 on: February 01, 2013, 11:50:43 PM »

I'm sick in time for the weekend. Aaaand:
Monday: Project Due
Thursday: Midterm
Friday: Project Due

NYQUIL IS MY NEW LOVER.

Desert Walker: *saved* it's awesome

Mongoosey: I found out my mum and dad had a rad history...till 1984, when my brother was born, then made worse and poor in 88, when some other gremlin came into the world. D:


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8589 on: February 02, 2013, 12:05:22 AM »

If Gremlins multiply when they hit water how come nothing happens when they run all over the snow?


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Quote from: Dice on January 23, 2012, 01:21:14 AM

Naw man. Naw.

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What is this sentence...

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You say stuff that says nothing.

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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8590 on: February 02, 2013, 12:09:36 AM »

Why? Because fucking Gizmo.

Yodes if you got me sick I'm gonna make a special trip to the States to kick your ass.


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8591 on: February 02, 2013, 03:32:56 AM »

12 days of no exercise sucked. Hit the gym FINALLY today, and hard, albeit safely. I didn't go for my usual high numbers, only capped on 225 on the bench today (all chest) and a couple complimentary exercises, but I did more sets on the bench than normal.

...Didn't help.that I got to the gym at 7:30 and they close at 9 :(


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8592 on: February 02, 2013, 11:29:22 PM »

So I have a problem...

I think I am in love with my sister's friend.


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8593 on: February 02, 2013, 11:34:19 PM »

I really want to edit that so it cuts off just after "sister".

But I won't...


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Re: What's the haps?

« Reply #8594 on: February 02, 2013, 11:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Starmongoose on February 02, 2013, 11:34:19 PM

I really want to edit that so it cuts off just after "sister".

But I won't...

Hey fuck you, you have a love already, how'd you feel before you and him hooked up, huh?


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