What's the haps?

[Yoda]

This chick was the younger sister we ALL had our eyes on in HS. She was a year or two younger than us and awesomely hot and down to earth at the same time. One time I slept over at my friend's place and I was chilling in the basement she walked by in her bra and a pair of shorts.... well that was about the best ever. She was totally messing w/ me too there.

Last I heard she was married and moved to Alabama of all places.


Current haps: trying to get out of this bed.

[Agent D.]

So I go all the way to the ass bottom of manhattan today for a job, which is about an hour drive from where I live, only to find out that the location I'd be working at's elevator was broken. I have approximately 200lbs of tools that I am forced to carry to these jobs and my father/boss is mildly crippled and can't do stairs well.

This was a 6 floor walk up without the elevator.

So my day ended pretty early :)

[Dice]

My arms get all spaghetti stringy carrying enough books.  Tools wouldn't happen.  At least there's weird ways to get fit, run up stairs a bunch of times (is there a job title like "stairway mechanic"?)

I'm reading a TON of stuff for school.  I'm losing it and posting stupid shit here to stay less numb.  I'm reading a paper on Medieval love and how they drew "dirty things" with metaphors.  The squirrel represents a penis (how douya like them nuts?), and the inner art nerd in me is sitting there with a smile.

[Yoda]

So I go all the way to the ass bottom of manhattan today for a job, which is about an hour drive from where I live, only to find out that the location I'd be working at's elevator was broken. I have approximately 200lbs of tools that I am forced to carry to these jobs and my father/boss is mildly crippled and can't do stairs well.

This was a 6 floor walk up without the elevator.

So my day ended pretty early :)

I bet you're fucking strong as it is from all that tool lugging. You should do more cardio at the gym and less power lifting. You've got the strength, get the lean.

[Agent D.]

They fixed the elevator, job's on tomorrow.

[Agent D.]

So I go all the way to the ass bottom of manhattan today for a job, which is about an hour drive from where I live, only to find out that the location I'd be working at's elevator was broken. I have approximately 200lbs of tools that I am forced to carry to these jobs and my father/boss is mildly crippled and can't do stairs well.

This was a 6 floor walk up without the elevator.

So my day ended pretty early :)

Round 2 of this job, I get to the location today with a working elevator, do most of the day without a hitch. I go grab some food about 2:30, head back for 3pm....the elevator broke again.

With my tools upstairs.

Whoever said downhill is a walk in thr park never did it with 200lbs of tools on their back.

[Desert Walker]

Came across this on Facebook.  Ultimate Valentine's Day present?  Quite possibly.

[Bytor]

WOW

[Starmongoose]

I wanna be left alone in that room for 5 minutes...


I just wanna FEEL them.

[(Tunnels)]

WOW

The pictures don't stop!

EDIT: And I don't care how amazing that collection is, I would never pay anywhere near that amount for all that stuff.

[Kevadu]

Given the asking price I wonder if he's really trying to sell his collection, or if he's just bragging...

[Mickeymac92]

Freight Shipping. Nice. Don't see that very often.

[Dice]

WOW

An Understatement!

GUYS!  What do you say we POOL ALL OUR MONEY and buy it, and a little house and just make a BIG GAMING HOUSE and take a YEAR OFF WORK. :D

#Bestidea

[Starmongoose]

I'd say the money is worth it just to unwrap all that shit.

God I love unwrapping.

[Dice]

I'd say the money is worth it just to unwrap all that shit.

God I love unwrapping.

Can I give you a big ball of wrapping paper?  Like layers of that shit?  I'll put something at the bottom... like a round candy or of those tiny rubber balls you get from toy dispenser machines.