Dude, Mormons. My mom's dad was a Mormon, a Freemason, the son of an American Civil War veteran, and friends with Neil Armstrong's family. Dude sounds like he would've been a walking conspiracy theory magnet.
Anyway, I think I might go to mass a few times at the Catholic center on OSU's campus. Except, not being religious in any capacity, I'd rather not have to field questions as to why I was there. I feel like I'm supposed to go there, though -- like I'm subconsciously leading myself into situations that will, on a subconscious level, direct me to another situation. And I have no idea where this is going.
Also Dave/Rush are my favorite RPG couple.