So, I work in a library. I'm in school to be a librarian, but I am not one yet officially; I am technically a reference associate. Librarian-lite, if you will.
Anywho, at work today I saw some teen guys tossing around a balloon in the teen room. I went to go ask them to stop, partly because we have a policy against throwing shit in the library, but mostly because it wasn't a balloon, it was an inflated condom. I asked them to stop, and they immediately tell me they found it under one of the computer desks in the teen room. I confiscate it, take it back to the staff room, tell my boss and co-workers about it, and we all have a good laugh. I even got to pop it! Despite the annoyance of having to be the "big mean librarian" to a bunch of kids, it was still a fun experience. I'll take condom balloons over most of the other headaches any day.