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« Reply #8910 on: March 09, 2013, 11:00:59 AM »

and lipstick and blush and perfume and....
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« Reply #8911 on: March 09, 2013, 12:27:44 PM »

I wouldn't dis the tampons or maxi pads, especially for a zombie apocalypse.  Is there anything better to sop up blood with?  I remember someone telling me about a punk show they went to where a kid to a massive elbow to the face, then a girl shoved tampons up his nostrils to staunch the bleeding.  

Duct tape and tampons can fix it all.  
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« Reply #8912 on: March 09, 2013, 01:00:48 PM »

I wouldn't dis the tampons or maxi pads, especially for a zombie apocalypse.  Is there anything better to sop up blood with?  I remember someone telling me about a punk show they went to where a kid to a massive elbow to the face, then a girl shoved tampons up his nostrils to staunch the bleeding.  

Duct tape and tampons can fix it all.  

Is it zombies that can smell blood?  Might be good to have a coochie-sponge to plug that up.

Anyways, love the messenger bag, Bytor.
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« Reply #8913 on: March 09, 2013, 01:22:41 PM »

Plus, you can store an extra pair of shoes for.whrn your heels are just killing you. Don't ask me how I know this, I just do.
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« Reply #8914 on: March 09, 2013, 06:10:54 PM »

Blood-soaked tampon guts also look close enough to bloody organ/tissue matter, so if zombies are chasing you down you can be all HEY GUYS A SCOOBIE SNACK, throw that bitch at em, and watch em try to eat it while you get away.

Also dafuq do you play NiGHTS?
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« Reply #8915 on: March 09, 2013, 07:20:11 PM »

I wouldn't dis the tampons or maxi pads, especially for a zombie apocalypse.  Is there anything better to sop up blood with?  I remember someone telling me about a punk show they went to where a kid to a massive elbow to the face, then a girl shoved tampons up his nostrils to staunch the bleeding.  

Duct tape and tampons can fix it all.  

I think I heard this before ;-)
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« Reply #8916 on: March 09, 2013, 07:28:05 PM »

Did I ever tell you guys about how, on my 21st birthday, I had to help my mom's coworkers shop for Tampons at Meijers?

(I didn't end up helping them, mind. They got a store clerk to do it).

(The tampons were in the dairy aisle).
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« Reply #8917 on: March 09, 2013, 07:43:32 PM »

Those were string cheeses.


Also I love that ep of south park where cartman guilts stan's mom into buying them the Okama Gamesphere after finding a used tampon.

"shouldn'ta done that, poor little fellar"
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« Reply #8918 on: March 09, 2013, 07:49:01 PM »

Did I ever tell you guys about how, on my 21st birthday, I had to help my mom's coworkers shop for Tampons at Meijers?

(I didn't end up helping them, mind. They got a store clerk to do it).

(The tampons were in the dairy aisle).

YES. About five times.

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« Reply #8919 on: March 09, 2013, 10:14:01 PM »

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« Reply #8920 on: March 09, 2013, 10:29:13 PM »

Not that I'm starting to get excited about my new computer as the pieces come along in the mail... but I did download 7 gigs of HD stuff for Skyrim today.
Can't wait to put the new rig to the test =)
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« Reply #8921 on: March 09, 2013, 10:29:48 PM »

Did I ever tell you guys about how, on my 21st birthday, I had to help my mom's coworkers shop for Tampons at Meijers?

(I didn't end up helping them, mind. They got a store clerk to do it).

(The tampons were in the dairy aisle).

YES. About five times.



DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK FALLING INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF DICKS AND AGONY!!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?

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Foot quit hurting but toe is still swollen enough that my socks feel weird. Aguaughuahg.

Also I accidentally consumed caffeine after trying to cut down on caffeine WHOOPS MUSCLES SPASMS.
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« Reply #8922 on: March 09, 2013, 10:39:22 PM »

Part of me wants to chill w/ Mesh. But the other part of me knows it'd be impossible to chill w/ Mesh.
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« Reply #8923 on: March 09, 2013, 10:54:01 PM »

Dice is my Cortana to my Master Chief

...I'm gonna go crazy soon and die as I just kinda live as a not real person over the net?
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« Reply #8924 on: March 10, 2013, 09:58:36 AM »

Part of me wants to chill w/ Mesh. But the other part of me knows it'd be impossible to chill w/ Mesh.

I feel the same way.

I just imagine us turning up to his place, only to find him hanging from the ceiling spouting philosophical quotes in Russian. He sees that we have brought snacks and then triggers the trap door, we fall into his basement where there is nothing but a broken 1960's TV set that inverts the colours and the speakers crackle. It plays the first season of Baywatch on a loop.
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