I saw some meathead at the gym today doing bicep curls, and the fucker curled 85lb dumbells...this upset me greatly because I cannot curl 85lb dumbells, so I tried to curl said dumbells. Got them up to about halfway where the bicep would be at full exertuon, and noticed that I was an asshole because I cannot lift it. Feeling even more angry, I grabbed 75lb dumbells and with the rage of a forest fire, I curled each dumbell three times.
Agent D. was angry, Agent D. lift heavy object. Agent D. not so angry anymorr.
Also of note, 450lb shrug attempt...got the barbell up from the ground position....held it there as I felt the callouses on my hands rip off from gravity, shrugged one MOTHA FUCKIN time, and dropped 450 lbs faster than a fat guy on a slim fast diet.
Yes ladies, I'm still single.