Dagger my bud, do as I do and hit the gym, focus all your frustration on lifting massive amounts of weight. Before you know it, women will be a secondary thought, only used to anger you into picking up even more.
If any of that actually works for you, please let me know cuz I can't get it to work for me at all.
In other news, I'm starting to wonder if all this weight lifting is doing damage to my circulation. Since I started doing heavy weights, my left arm has developed a frequent habit of going numbish anytime I press against anything for a few moments. Laying down for example, if my arm is pressed against the bed, it starts to get the numb sensation. It's only lefty too, my right arm has no such issue. Dunno if I should worry or not, but I know it's about time I saw a doctor maybe....