So this pretty girl was in the weight room today, and being the horribly stupid macho man I am, I used this as a reason to lift heavier. I did a 6 plate t-bar row, which is roughly 270lbs of weights on a bar that i don't know how much it weighs, 5 times. The t-bar device we have is comprised of a long bar with a handle shaped like a cross (t-bar), and it's attached to a small holder that elevates the bar, and a small chest pad to lean against while pulling the bar upwards. Now I am pretty sure this device is designed for smaller weight use, as any time you put more than 200 lbs on it, it pulls you down so hard the chest pad makes it hard to breath, plus it's really uncomfortable. Yada yada, anyways, I do a modded version that lets me stand upright and pull the bar higher in exchange for my pelvis being pulled into the pad instead.
KEY WORD, PELVIS, NOT PENIS.
....still hurts my penis though.
Anyways, doing these HOOGE WEIGHTS, and the pretty girl notices me, which is kinda hard not to considering when I rack the weights, the small area around me shakes. Her friend, a dude, and her walk up to me and asks me how much that weighs, so I told her. Her friend's jaw drops and she bug eyes me. Generally when people get that look of astonishment (bewilderment), I just chuckle, but this time I went ahead and said thank you.
She the said "I wish my boyfriend were as strong as you".
I then went back to weightlifting, completely defeated.