It's time for a random story that came to mind recently from the first message board I ever visited, the about.com heavy metal board, when I was 13-15 or so:
We had a very...distinctive set of members there with a taste for rough humor; regulars knew how to deal with it but once in a while new folks would misunderstand and get pretty offended. Some new guy got into a dust up with a regular over a joke and threatened to hunt him down and kick his ass in real life. Our dear Hogman, while normally a jolly fellow, was not one to take shit from anybody. So, he hand-drew and scanned for the guy (ahh, the olden days before everyone had Photoshop...) a map to his house in Nashville. He also took the liberty of drawing a route to a nearby cemetery on the map with a note saying, "You might want to check out this place and pick out a plot before you visit me." There was also a note informing the man that he should "bring [his] mother along because Hogman hasn't had a good whore in a while." Truly though, I think the icing on the cake was the long-haired shotgun-wielding stick figure standing in front of his house with the arrow pointing to him that read "HOGMAN".