Writing a paper and I can't decide who has the best name from my sources:
Wardropper (I feel like this is the name for a Warhammer 40k tank or something)
Dickerson (because I have high school level of humour)
Or a feminist with the last name of Cockburn.
THERE IS TOO MUCH TO READ THIS SEMESTER, AND I FUCKING HATE 'OLDE SPEAK'.
SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE WRITERS EXPLAINING COMPLICATED THINGS IN THE MOST LENGTHY, ABSTRACT, AND VERBOSE WAY THEY POSSIBLY CAN?!?!!??!!? HUH!?!?!