Making sriracha and rice sandwiches. The ingredients are sriracha, rice, and sandwich. The bottle of sriracha is right next to the bottle of vitamin water I'm drinking. There's no way I am going to do something unfortunate with this.
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okay so I finally figured out why it annoys me whenever my test lead congratulates me on a job well done.
I don't have that much autonomy at work, wrt my current assignments. The come from my test lead.
If the assignments end up finding a defect or doing something useful, and he tells me good job, because of it, I didn't really do anything. I executed, mechanically, something he gave me.
He's not complimenting me -- he's complimenting himself in some weird, roundabout way.