Even less of an idea on how to MAKE a girlfriend.
Sounds like a job for a mad scientist.
Or a dating site. 3 friends of my family have been successfully hooked up (ie; 1 dating for over 6 months now, 1 engaged, and the other married). Whoever their "mad scientist" is (loved that) seems to work well for them.
IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY "LOVE POTION NUMBAH NAAA-AAAA-YN~"
I have really few friends too... I got my boyfriend, a few of my favorite retards here (I say that lovingly I swear to god), and my one BFFF I got all acquaintances and no real "girl friends".
Even worse, I get a bit jealous when I see TV shows or movies where the circle of "good friends" is bigger. I watched MLP with another friend of our family's daughter and those fucking ponies have it good between each other; and I got jealous watching cartoon ponies.
I know i'm part to blame, and part life style.
Working part-time kept me at work a lot of the big "party nights" most people hung out on.
Im generally a more "privacy is gold" type, I love doing my own thing... but after a while....
And school had abruptly cut a lot of old connections.
I'll hopefully come back with better news. But it's starting to look like we're a bit of an Island of Misfit Toys. If it means anything, I love the "company" from people here quite a bit.