So I was trying to list things in my head of the next few things I gotta do, but when I tried to talk them out, this was what came out:
"Okay, so now I gotta take off my pants...."
I believe I was trying to say "I gotta put the dog away". I don't think those who things are related. In fact, I don't think it was even on the list of things to do at all.
This is why I don't talk to people. My mouth has a mind of its own.