The Nintendo Wii is Doomed

[Ashtrot]

And it's all because of this woman.

[kyuusei]

Holy shit, she has the touch of death.

[Starmongoose]

That is some amount of coincidences. :/

[CDFN]

Are you guys seeing the potential here? If you own a company and want to eliminate your competition just pay her to write about the competing companies on her blog. BAM! You own the market!

[MindCandy]

Wow.

[Fadedsun]

This girl is a walking bad luck charm.

[Dincrest]

It's the female Japanese version of Bernie Stolar. 

[Tomara]

Hmm... my list is worse and I write for a Nintendo magazine, so the Wii was doomed to begin with.

[Annubis]

Hmm... my list is worse and I write for a Nintendo magazine, so the Wii was doomed to begin with.

I once score 2/60 on a test with only true/false
If you measure the odds, I scored higher in rarity than eating a meteor in the face.

I've never liked the Wii either.

[Kevadu]

The only bad luck streaks I've had all seem to involve pen and paper roll playing games.  I've rolled 4 natural 1s in a row in D&D, for example (that's on a 20 sided die in case you didn't know).

[Parn]

It's the female Japanese version of Bernie Stolar. 

Uh, what?  The guy paved the way to the PlayStation's success in the United States, securing Sony's dominance over industry veterans Nintendo and Sega.  When he moved to Sega, the guy launched the Dreamcast by shutting down the already dead Sega Saturn and preparing a marketing campaign and game lineup that resulted in one of the strongest console launches in gaming history.

His telling Victor Ireland to basically go fuck himself was one of the greatest things ever, even though Sega fags including myself got all butt hurt about it back in the late 90s because we didn't want to play games on the "Gaystation".

[insertnamehere]

Nintendo had it coming for denying us too many good games.

[Dincrest]

Parn- Fair enough and thanks for the facts.  I was mostly going by the gut level reputation (perhaps undeserved) Stolar has among the gaming populace.  Many gamers will cry about how the Playstation went nowhere while he was at Sony then exploded when he left.  Or that his decisions about RPGs (i.e. Shining FOrce 3) doomed the Saturn. 

Silly, yes, but Stolar is basically seen in a fair few gaming circles as a bad luck charm too, much like this lady.  Hence, my post.  It was meant to be more tongue in cheek, but I forgot to put the :P after it.  

[Dice]

It's okay - I think Nintendo is ready to jump on the 3DS train anyway.

[ShadowLaguna]

I am very tempted to say "The Wii is doomed, anyway".

Kill her with fire!