Yoda
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« on: November 19, 2010, 10:54:39 AM » |
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Naw man. Naw.
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Starmongoose
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 01:04:16 PM » |
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D: I have honestly never wondered about Yoda's penis.
The author of that looks like the sort of person who would wonder about that though.
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It's just a simple Pumpkin Bomb!
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MeshGearFox
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« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 01:17:35 PM » |
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Yeah Yoda what DOES your penis look like.
(secretly I'd rather see Yorda's penis)
((Ico wasn't the only one with superfluous horns))
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o/` I do not feel joy o/` o/` I do not dream o/` o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`
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« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2010, 02:26:00 PM » |
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I have a feeling I saw that article a while ago. I think it was in a thread maybe a few months ago and I forgot about it until now.
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Yoda
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2010, 02:29:26 PM » |
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The article is old balls
(pun intended)
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Naw man. Naw.
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 04:43:03 PM » |
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Yeah Yoda what DOES your penis look like.
(secretly I'd rather see Yorda's penis)
((Ico wasn't the only one with superfluous horns))
Mesh, I heart you. Anyways. Yoda. Um. I imagine small and green. I dunno, what Verne Troyer look like in green body paint and naked? I'd wanna see George Clooney's or Clive Owen's penis...because secretly I think it's everything I'd hope it to be. I guess.
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Yoda
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 04:44:47 PM » |
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Verne? :(
At least give me Wee Man.
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Naw man. Naw.
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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2010, 07:34:32 PM » |
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I'd wanna see George Clooney's or Clive Owen's penis...because secretly I think it's everything I'd hope it to be. I guess.
That reminds me, I finally found /actual/ pictures of Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. Disappointing about sums it up.
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2010, 07:49:46 PM » |
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You all can thank me later for kick-starting your weekend with with a good old fashioned penis thread
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Naw man. Naw.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 09:03:50 PM » |
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The author is so infatuated with Yoda's penis that he probably wrote a fanfic about it.
I've only seen Star Wars III and never thought about Yoda's schlong.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 09:20:28 PM » |
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This question has never occurred to me.
I kinda want to say that this topic is going to ruin future Star Wars screenings for me but I don't think anything could make that worse than the prequels have. :(
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 11:38:23 PM » |
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This question has never occurred to me.
I kinda want to say that this topic is going to ruin future Star Wars screenings for me but I don't think anything could make that worse than the prequels have. :(
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2010, 12:07:43 AM » |
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So would Yoda whipping out his two-foot-long Aldorian Swamp Snakeworm oh god I'm trying to hard mr. jesus christ this hurts ggggggggggg
anyway would Yoda's dick have made the prequels better or worse
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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2010, 01:07:21 AM » |
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I bet a dick in Anakin's ass would've humbled him a bit and then he wouldn't have been a little bitch.
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Naw man. Naw.
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