I would peel her skin and gouge her eyes out
I'm quoting the above because Yoda deserves recognition for winning the Annual RPGFan Potato Innuendo Battle with it.
As for movies:
yesterday, the George Clooney project about professional American Football in 1925, also starring Renee Zellwegger and John Krazinsky. I really enjoyed it, but I'll just tell you straight up that I am predisposed to adore anything set in the 1920s. Randy Newman's music was the star of this show, with Clooney's envy-inducing voice playing a close second fiddle. The actual football action was just ok and the romance was odd but not without feels. The humor was solidly in the "cute" range. It's a movie that should make most people smile, especially if you love the '20s.