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« on: December 25, 2010, 12:09:10 AM »

I wrote this song about a super hero who protects crotches from being hit by hockey pucks. No further comments.

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This is a story
A story about one man
One man from New York City
and his name is. . .
(his name is. . . )

In the New York City
there lived a man.
His name is Sixty
and he... he owned a van.

On Christmas day he noticed
that everyone around him
was getting hit in the crotch
by things like hockey pucks
and basketballs

So he put on a mask
and became the Cup of Wisp
He's always on his duty
wherever's a crotch-insecurity

Oh "AaAaAAaaAAaAaaahhh"
says a man as the puck flew closer
But CuuUUuUuUuuUuUUuUup
dives in front of the puck in his visor

. . . in ONLY his visor.

Yo little puck where you think you're going
The wind is blowin' and you ain't no slowin'

You're aimed at the crotch and he just can't dodge
But he got the cup that just won't budge

Won't you give up now
He ain't got yo' cow
Look back, say ciao
And hide that scowl

Just take a bow
Walk your Chow Chow
Call Mr. Plow
Let him teach your how

Cup gonna go pow
Make you realize now
You are the one
who has to say "ow"
Go ahead and meow
Or be kung pao'ed
Convert to Tao
Eat McDonald

Brow gow pough
Plough mao sprow
That's everything in the rhyme dictionary for now. . .

. . .

And "eeEEeEeEeEeEEEeeEep!"
Says the man as the puck flew to the crotch
But CuUUuUuuUuuUuuUuuuup
deflects the puck like a rubber duck kicked by a Chuck driven by a truck

And Christmas is saved.

For now.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, folks.

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