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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2011, 07:25:23 PM »
I'd love to know who originally wrote that story, Ash. I really enjoyed it.

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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2011, 09:28:36 AM »
I honestly have no clue. All I remember is seeing it on a forum, then copying it to a word document to bust out every so often. :P

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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2011, 05:44:27 PM »
Puns are the lowest form of humor, next to Carrot Top.
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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2011, 10:26:39 PM »
Puns are the lowest form of humor, next to Carrot Top.

Puns are more like sharp wit rather than straight comedy, especially when done well.

At the very least it's far and away better than mindlessly hurling a fucking shitload of swears or shit, fart, and penis jokes at people like a lot of stand ups/various AS(s) programs do.
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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2011, 11:07:26 PM »
So I married a velociraptor.

It's been pretty good so far, although there's one downside -- she's pretty fundy. Like, remember those Mormon dudes that were in the news a few years ago? Sort of like that. Don't get me wrong, they're nice, but... Well, she used to be. I guess most velociraptors around here are. She's sort of gotten away from that, although her family is... pretty deep in it. We have to go visit them at the compound every couple of weeks.

Yeah. Compound. They have a compound.

It's SORT OF creepy but it's not too bad. They don't really worry me. Anymore. For that matter I used to be scared about the military coming in and blowing everything up, but really, that seems extremely unlikely.

Of course, if I'd married a trilobite things might be different. The government's clearly got it in for the Branch Devonians.
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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2011, 01:51:59 PM »
Hah!  That was a joke totally worth looking up
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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2011, 11:44:43 PM »
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable.

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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2011, 09:40:36 AM »
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable.

Hahahaha

Please tell me you came up with that one.

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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2011, 10:00:53 AM »
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable.

Hahahaha

Please tell me you came up with that one.

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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2011, 10:11:26 AM »
Hyper Dimension Neptunia characters is lady goddesses in the disguise of video game consoles.  I call it a bad visual pun of sorts....
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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2011, 06:37:12 PM »
http://www.angrybuckeyes.com/?gclid=CMDOmpeCrKcCFQ915QodyXoUEA

This is sort of a pun.

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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2011, 04:53:11 PM »
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Should be hitting you right about now.

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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2011, 01:42:07 AM »
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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2011, 01:42:01 AM »
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Re: Pun thread
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2011, 10:41:51 AM »
Sometimes it is fun to just say "pardon the pun" in the middle of a conversation. Even when there is no pun.
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