So I married a velociraptor.
It's been pretty good so far, although there's one downside -- she's pretty fundy. Like, remember those Mormon dudes that were in the news a few years ago? Sort of like that. Don't get me wrong, they're nice, but... Well, she used to be. I guess most velociraptors around here are. She's sort of gotten away from that, although her family is... pretty deep in it. We have to go visit them at the compound every couple of weeks.
Yeah. Compound. They have a compound.
It's SORT OF creepy but it's not too bad. They don't really worry me. Anymore. For that matter I used to be scared about the military coming in and blowing everything up, but really, that seems extremely unlikely.
Of course, if I'd married a trilobite things might be different. The government's clearly got it in for the Branch Devonians.