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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2011, 08:12:02 PM »


BURN IT WITH FIRE

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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2011, 08:16:35 PM »
Persona 3

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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2011, 08:18:19 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2011, 08:21:11 PM »


hey look everyone downs syndrome ogre says derp

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2011, 08:26:28 PM »
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

I don't know why I have to say this, but I've been tricked by it. It looked so good, but... It's the worst action RPG I've ever played.
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Parn

Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2011, 08:27:26 PM »


GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2011, 08:30:38 PM »
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Rule #1 of video games=NEVER ASSUME A TITLE BASED ON A FEATURE LENGTH FILM WILL BE ANYTHING BEYOND SUCKY.

Rule #2=same as rule 1, but in bigger font and more profanity.

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2011, 08:33:02 PM »
I know FF13 is an easy target, but I'm feeling lazy tonight.  Fuck that game and fuck any Japanophile that garnered any sliver of enjoyment out of that shit.

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2011, 08:36:38 PM »
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Rule #1 of video games=NEVER ASSUME A TITLE BASED ON A FEATURE LENGTH FILM WILL BE ANYTHING BEYOND SUCKY.

Rule #2=same as rule 1, but in bigger font and more profanity.

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I know FF13 is an easy target, but I'm feeling lazy tonight.  Fuck that game and fuck any Japanophile that garnered any sliver of enjoyment out of that shit.

I'll stay quite...
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2011, 08:41:10 PM »
I know FF13 is an easy target, but I'm feeling lazy tonight.  Fuck that game and fuck any Japanophile that garnered any sliver of enjoyment out of that shit.

Does it help if they enjoyed it but still considered it a disappointment and is everything FF shouldn't become? Because that's how I feel, even if I enjoyed just about everything else that year way more.

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2011, 08:43:07 PM »
Basically most Russian RPGs are complete shit, especially the Soviet models. They make good assault rifles, but... jesus their RPGs are shit. And again, ESPECIALLY the Soviet ones. Which are all over the middle east by now. The shear shitness of them makes it even more distressing how badly america's ass got kicked in Iraq and Afghanistan, really.
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2011, 08:49:07 PM »
This thread is now about popular games that really aren't that bad but people hate on anyway because if the game was really "the worst" the never would have considered playing it to start with.

My vote: Mass Effect.

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2011, 08:50:47 PM »
I know FF13 is an easy target, but I'm feeling lazy tonight.  Fuck that game and fuck any Japanophile that garnered any sliver of enjoyment out of that shit.

Does it help if they enjoyed it but still considered it a disappointment and is everything FF shouldn't become? Because that's how I feel, even if I enjoyed just about everything else that year way more.

Nope.

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« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2011, 08:51:54 PM »
I know FF13 is an easy target, but I'm feeling lazy tonight.  Fuck that game and fuck any Japanophile that garnered any sliver of enjoyment out of that shit.

Does it help if they enjoyed it but still considered it a disappointment and is everything FF shouldn't become? Because that's how I feel, even if I enjoyed just about everything else that year way more.

to be fair blah blah blah blah


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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2011, 08:52:18 PM »
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Nope.

I can already feel your hatred burning into the side of my head...
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