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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #75 on: March 01, 2011, 09:46:01 PM »
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #76 on: March 01, 2011, 09:49:49 PM »
That was probably me. I actually liked unlimited saga a lot. It's not like, my FAVORITE* saga game, but I mostly liked it a lot more than the SNES ones and SGF2. The original RS games were sort of really glitchy in a lot of ways (quests not firing properly being a big one I kept encountering with RS3), whereas I found SGF2 way more obtuse than people purported US to be (read: US crafting involved gluing more iron to your sword. SGF2 crafting involved something really, really strange with shards that I never understood. Also the skill system where de-equipping someone's skill let you give it to everyone..? WTF was with that?).

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #77 on: March 01, 2011, 10:02:13 PM »
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #78 on: March 01, 2011, 10:05:08 PM »
Hey I think I'll just list every RPG I genuinely disliked then maybe highlight the ones I specifically hated.

A Link to the Past, Windwaker

This is not an RPG
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #79 on: March 01, 2011, 11:28:44 PM »
I can do worst than everything said here without even trolling at all.

FINAL
FANTASY
TACTICS

I shit you not, I find that game awful. I'd rather play FFT:Advanced on the GBA over it.

- The flow of the story is horrible since you get very little between each fight and then a giant bitchslap of it at the end of a chapter.
- Overly long game. Some battles or story bits could have been filler episode if this was a TV show.
- The difficulty of the game is completely unbalanced. I was having a really hard time winning a random encounter at the beginning. Later, a friend told me about the 100 valor, 0 fate, monk counter + camouflage combo... and I was never hit for the rest of the whole game fighting solo.
- Turns are soooooo slow (okay, a lot of tactic games have that problem, but still worth noting)
- The most retarded cast of secret characters I have ever seen.
- No way to foresee how to get said special characters without a guide.
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2011, 12:13:49 AM »
I can do worst than everything said here without even trolling at all.

FINAL
FANTASY
TACTICS

I shit you not, I find that game awful. I'd rather play FFT:Advanced on the GBA over it.

- The flow of the story is horrible since you get very little between each fight and then a giant bitchslap of it at the end of a chapter.
- Overly long game. Some battles or story bits could have been filler episode if this was a TV show.
- The difficulty of the game is completely unbalanced. I was having a really hard time winning a random encounter at the beginning. Later, a friend told me about the 100 valor, 0 fate, monk counter + camouflage combo... and I was never hit for the rest of the whole game fighting solo.
- Turns are soooooo slow (okay, a lot of tactic games have that problem, but still worth noting)
- The most retarded cast of secret characters I have ever seen.
- No way to foresee how to get said special characters without a guide.
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2011, 12:20:35 AM »
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2011, 12:24:05 AM »
Hey I think I'll just list every RPG I genuinely disliked then maybe highlight the ones I specifically hated.

A Link to the Past, Windwaker

This is not an RPG

But you take on the role and play as Link in those games.
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #83 on: March 02, 2011, 12:26:04 AM »

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #84 on: March 02, 2011, 12:57:13 AM »
Reasons why LttP is an RPG:
- Has fucking elves.
- You can grind for shit like money and hearts.
- Has some fucking bullshit about a princess. Y'all like princesses, right?
- Craps out completely in the second half.

Reasons why Wind Waker is an RPG:
- You can have sex with a boat.
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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #85 on: March 02, 2011, 01:03:49 AM »
Anyone  that complains about Legend of Dragoon's battle system most likely sucked at it. More turn-based RPGs need interactive battle systems like LoD (or Mario RPGs or Shadow Hearts, for instance). I had a blast with LoD despite its faults, but I don't think the battle system was one of them.

Worst RPG for me: Lunar Dragon Song. I gave it an hour and just couldn't force myself to go any farther.

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #86 on: March 02, 2011, 02:00:14 AM »
Reasons why LttP is an RPG:
- Has fucking elves.
- You can grind for shit like money and hearts.
- Has some fucking bullshit about a princess. Y'all like princesses, right?
- Craps out completely in the second half.

Reasons why Wind Waker is an RPG:
- You can have sex with a boat.
If you ignore the basic classifications, every game should be considered a role playing game, as you assume the role of a character that isn't yourself.

Hence my new vote for worst RPG is Call of Duty Black Ops.

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #87 on: March 02, 2011, 02:01:22 AM »
Let's see, for me it's the following:

Orphen: Scion of Sorcery
Eternal Ring
Evergrace
Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

I really haven't played too many RPGs that I think are terrible but those are the only ones I can think of.

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #88 on: March 02, 2011, 02:21:48 AM »
Yeah the rocket propelled grenades in Black Ops were awful.

Haven't bought/rented very many shitty RPGs. I've probably touched most of them by way of E3 demos, too many to list. Though FFXII was pretty disappointing.

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Re: Worst RPGS
« Reply #89 on: March 02, 2011, 02:31:53 AM »
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