Clueless, you could... play Euro Truck Sim 2 :3 It's sort of like GTA but you're only a trucker, so that's like chaotic neutral at worst.
Crusader Kings 2 - Started a new game as Georgia. DOW'd and conquered... Kartli? and some province in Derbent, because I had de jure ducal claims. Get dragged into some really pointless wars with Byzantium that I largely ignore because they're not occurring anywhere near me.
Anyway, duke of Kartli (who I THINK is my nephew?) DOWs on Derbent again, and gets the entire Sunni world pissed at him, because he declared a /holy/ war (Georgia is orthodox). Meanwhile, Alania, who is my only ally, has a succession crisis, that Kartli joins in on too. So I declare war on Derbent (which entails a prestige hit because I'm breaking a truce), because I have another ducal claim, take their capital, and I think that war ends.
Meanwhile, Kartli somehow conquers all of Alania, so Georgia doubles in size instantly.
Anyway, while the Alania succession crisis/Kartli-fucking-ur-shit-up crisis was going on, the Cuman Pagan Blob took one of Alania's provinces, so I got a claim on that, tried to force it, and got summarily fucked up. And then the war ended for some reason I don't know.
Anyway eventually the truce with Derbent expired, so I took over the rest of them, and married my heir off to an Italian duchess.
While this was all happening, my current ruler managed to fulfill a bunch of ambitions.
I need to buy all of the expansions whenever they go on sale again :TTT