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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #315 on: May 08, 2011, 01:48:49 PM »
Ugh ugh ugh Oprah. My mom watches her, so sometimes when I'm over at the house I see it. As a lady, I used to actually watch her, but she's gotten insufferable over the past few years. It's less about the power of the WOMAN! and more about the power of OPRAH. Oprah thinks the world revolves around her. All shows revolve around her. Hell, her last few episodes have had her 'repairing' broken bridges with people she had feuds with to make things all peaceful and zen. WHY? Oh, right, your show is ending. RATINGS PLOY. She doesn't even really MEAN it. SPPGHGHGHOGOHG screw you, Oprah!


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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #316 on: May 08, 2011, 02:19:23 PM »
Well hey - if Oprah says she wants to try to fix things up with you, are you gonna say no?  Of course not!  A, it means you get to be on TV.  B, Oprah will probably tell everybody that she did you wrong.  C, Oprah's likely to be nice to you for a while - give you stuff...  Even if you don't think she's sincere at all, it's worth it from a purely selfish standpoint.
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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #317 on: May 08, 2011, 03:36:10 PM »
It's worth it for a chance to curse Oprah out on National Television.

Fuck Oprah!

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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #318 on: May 08, 2011, 04:30:49 PM »
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Fuck Oprah!

They made a game about that. It's called Super Pitfall.
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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #319 on: May 08, 2011, 06:12:42 PM »
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Fuck Oprah!

They made a game about that. It's called Super Pitfall.

That's racist.
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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #320 on: May 08, 2011, 06:39:40 PM »
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Fuck Oprah!

They made a game about that. It's called Super Pitfall.

Sounds like a game I wanna play.

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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #321 on: May 09, 2011, 12:52:56 AM »
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Fuck Oprah!

They made a game about that. It's called Super Pitfall.

Sounds like a game I wanna play.

I kinda love you guys right now.



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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #322 on: May 11, 2011, 10:20:57 PM »
Genuine pet peeve... people who don't eat the soft ends of a pizza crust because they say they don't like it, only to grab some breadsticks made from the same dough and proceed to dunk them in marinara sauce.  I can understand if that pizza crust is overdone, burnt, or whatever but seriously come on.  I know it's a buffet and all, but that doesn't mean it's time to be a wasteful asshole.

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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #323 on: May 11, 2011, 11:15:03 PM »
Gotta agree with you there, Parn.  That is annoying.
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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #324 on: May 11, 2011, 11:21:41 PM »
I like using those dips for the pizza crust, myself.

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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #325 on: May 11, 2011, 11:52:34 PM »
The crust makes or breaks the pizza for me, so I never understood people who didn't eat the crusts. But speaking of pizza, I can't eat it anymore. After making pizzas for three years, I never want to eat pizza again.

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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #326 on: May 12, 2011, 12:06:35 AM »
When people talk about pizza, and I'm supposed to be on a diet. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!

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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #327 on: May 12, 2011, 12:11:59 AM »
The crust makes or breaks the pizza for me, so I never understood people who didn't eat the crusts. But speaking of pizza, I can't eat it anymore. After making pizzas for three years, I never want to eat pizza again.

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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #328 on: May 12, 2011, 12:16:06 AM »
For the $$$ it costs now who does, lol!
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Re: a pet peeve of mine is....
« Reply #329 on: May 12, 2011, 12:54:36 AM »
I like using those dips for the pizza crust, myself.

Seriously, people don't eat the crusts? That's the BEST GODDAMN PART. Put some butter on that sucker or some maraniara and life is heaven.

Pizza does not go to waste for me. I don't really eat it much anymore, though. Lactose intolerant. It's gotta be the BEST pizza for me to eat it (along with lactaid pills).