A good portion of my university thinks I am gay. When I say a good portion, I mean around 3/4 of the people in it. Why is this?
A year before my internship began I participated last minute in a university-wide talent show. Because I did not prepare anything, I did an impromptu rendition of Avenue Q's If You Were Gay with a good friend. My friend (who actually is gay) thought it was hilarious. Unfortunately, this seems to have cemented my position as one of the "gay two-man band." I have not been able to get a decent date in the university since. Oh, and those stories my gay friends have told me about women trying to make them straight? All lies. I didn't get any hot chicks trying to 'straighten me out.'
My underclassman has promised me that my legend will live on in song long after I leave. I'm pretty certain he was joking.
I hope he was joking.