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This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« on: March 29, 2011, 12:59:08 PM »
http://www.cracked.com/article_19099_12-classic-movie-moments-made-possible-by-abuse-murder.html

Seriously, Hitchcock was a fucking psycho. And all the other guys too.

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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 01:26:50 PM »
Show me an artist who isn't crazy. You can't do it.
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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 01:33:46 PM »
Well, there is "I'm gonna run around town naked" crazy and then there is "I'm gonna tie some fucking birds to her, to give her a fear of birds, then i'm gonna THROW some motherfucking birds at her and if she hasn't had a mental breakdown I'm gonna stalk her until she loves me" crazy.

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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 02:22:37 PM »
I love George Clooney. Stepping up for the little guy.



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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 02:37:57 PM »
He's the mothereffing Batman!

Some seriously messed up stuff in there o_O

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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 02:41:12 PM »
I'm a bit skeptical of Cracked, they tend to blow things up -- but I do, otherwise, love their articles.

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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2011, 02:44:56 PM »
I'm not that familiar with Cracked, from their website I obviously gathered they aren't uber-professionals, but the article was funny and dark and I'm sure while perhaps blown up their are nuggets of truth in there.

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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2011, 02:52:33 PM »
I'm not that familiar with Cracked, from their website I obviously gathered they aren't uber-professionals, but the article was funny and dark and I'm sure while perhaps blown up their are nuggets of truth in there.

They used to be a magazine in the same light as MAD Magazine.


Cracked has been doing these crazy ass lists for a some time now.

(i'm trying to find some of my favorites for your pleasure)

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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 07:25:46 PM »
Where are my promised funny links Yoda!


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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 07:40:56 PM »
Concerning Hitchcock, has anyone seen Vertigo? The whole point of the movie was Hitchcock expressing his obsession with blonde woman.

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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2011, 08:33:03 PM »
I can't decide what Bible passage I like more. The one where that guy summons a bunch of bears to kill the kids that were making fun of his bald spot or the one about David getting 100 foreskins for the king, but came back with 200 because he is an ACHIEVER.

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Re: This article ruined about 8 of my favourite movies.
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2011, 11:17:58 PM »
I like to thank Starmongoose and Yoda for showing me these lists. I love this sort of thing.

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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2011, 12:53:00 AM »
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