The Merged Final Fantasy XIII-2 Thread

[Agent D.]

"Master of Time"

2/11/2012 8:08 PM

My second platinum trophy over 6 years. Too bad it wasn't that hard, just time consuming. Secret ending wasn't really a secret btw. Honestly, the whole ending kind of contradicts logic (yes, THAT is the area where logic is contradicted, I know). Ignoring the whole everything else in final fantasy as a genre....minor spoilers...

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How does the goddess, who gave the power caius has to him, essentially get beaten by him? She controls time, yet she didn't see his shit coming?. I smell a some bullshit, and I think it's Lightning becoming etro in the next followup. That, or Serah's death allows her to become the new etro. Either way, I see a big kick in the balls to anyone thinking this is the end.

[Dice]

Hey guys, in case you want to look like Serah... in the face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwTXy7RryVo&feature=related

[Aeolus]

Hey guys. Remember that one chick from the first FFXIII that did nothing but remind us of Sarah Palin and dies without so much as a single boss fight?

http://www.siliconera.com/2012/02/12/rumor-final-fantasy-xiii-villain-jihl-nabaat-returns-as-ffxiii-2-dlc/

Well now you can finally get that fight you were promised way back when the first FFXIII was still in the midst of development.

Next up on the DLC will be Hope's Mom Dad (let's face it, she'd be the last DLC character because she'll be the strongest, because moms are tough).

[Embryon]

Next up on the DLC will be Hope's Mom Dad (let's face it, she'd be the last DLC character because she'll be the strongest, because moms are tough).

I admit, I had a nice laugh at that.

[Agent D.]

I'll just wait for some snow dlc to take her. He managed to kill her pretty good the first time.

[Prime Mover]

Ohhhh! BZURN!!!

Then again, Snow deserves all the burnination he gets. Man, the guy didn't bother me so much in FFXIII because all of the cast consistantly dumped on him. But now with a much smaller cast, he's much more exposed. I think I hate him even more than Noel does! Face it, he's just a fucking creep.

[Agent D.]

Snow is like a frat president...15 years later after he flunked out of college.

[Prime Mover]

Snow is like a frat president...15 years later after he flunked out of college.

Which part do you mean? Trying to prove he's still all that, or sleeping with underaged coeds?

[Sapphire_Fate]

Why would there be underage co-eds in college?

[cj_iwakura]

I never got all the hate directed at Snow. Seemed like a stand-up guy to me.

[Cyril]

He really rubbed me the wrong way after a while.  Noel puts him in his place for exactly the main reasons why I dislike him.

In XIII, there was one scene I believe Chapter 12, before you do the Fang/Bahamut battle - that scene really annoyed me.  I wanted to hit him; I usually consider myself a very tolerant person, as well.

[Dice]

I'm glad I'm taking my time with this one... looks like a shit load of DLC keeps getting announced. 

And MAN....wtf, HUUUGE list of costumes and hardly any are out.  We need some cameo costumes too.  Get the fuck on with it Squeenix, I'll buy useless clothing improvements and monster shit!

[Agent D.]

Looking forward to ffvi cameo outfits (possibly)

Serah=Tera
Noel=Locke
Caius=Cyan (he does have the strenght and courage of a hundred men)
Lightning=Celes
Snow=Sabin
Amodar=Umaru
Hope=Edgar
Sazh=Strago cuz they didn't have black people before ffvii
Vanille=Relm (due to both being INCREDIBLY RETARDED)
Fang=Shadow (ran out of women to use, whoops)

Now I know what you're all thinking, this isn't true....well yeah of course, but I'm bored so I just felt like paasing time. Gotta say, I think the Snow/Sabin comparison is kinda spot on.

[Eusis]

I never got all the hate directed at Snow. Seemed like a stand-up guy to me.

I think he'd be more likable if things blew up in his face more often, then he'd be a deconstruction of the typical hot blooded idiot hero rather than just having a few more serious failures than normal.

[Parn]

I never got all the hate directed at Snow. Seemed like a stand-up guy to me.

He's a fucking loser.  He hangs out with a gang of kids that idolize him, kind of like that douchebag 26 year old who smokes cigarettes at the street intersection by the high school right as class ends and everyone's going home.  He was clearly designed by a focus group to fulfill the token role of "that cool guy" in the party, everything from his costume down to his theme song on the soundtrack.  It backfired badly.  He is literally this guy: