How come there are no overweight, zit faced heroes in my RPGs? Why must they always be muscular, clean skinned adonis-types? I want the next final fantasy to have a hero who's like 350 lbs, wears glasses, has some serious pizza face, and one of his weaknesses is running for extended periods of time on the world map (he has asthma, without an inhaler, he will constantly lose hp).
Also, thank you for giving me a reason to shout this MGF
YOU WA SHOCK!!!!