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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2011, 05:30:39 PM »
Quote from: Annubis on September 09, 2011, 10:54:48 PM
Why medicine in China is so damn costy:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034679/Chinese-state-factory-decked-look-like-Palace-Versailles.html?ito=feeds-newsxml



My initial thought was The Hermitage even though that was modeled after Versailles. MAJORING IN RUSSIAN HAS TURNED ME INTO THIS WHOARAFAGH.
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2011, 01:11:30 PM »
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/dwarf-who-played-gordon-ramsay-in-porn-eaten-by-badgers
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Quote from: Dice on January 23, 2012, 01:21:14 AM
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You say stuff that says nothing. 
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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2011, 03:28:57 PM »
Animal rights group PETA to launch pornography website
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8772592/Animal-rights-group-PETA-to-launch-pornography-website.html

« it hopes to raise awareness of veganism through a mix of pornography and graphic footage of animal suffering. »

And soon I won't be able to get it up unless I'm eviscerating a rabbit while having sex.
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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2011, 06:07:22 PM »
Quote from: Azrael on September 10, 2011, 01:37:43 PM
Quote from: Yoda on September 09, 2011, 05:31:22 AM
http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs

This was great. Absolutely great.

Agreed. :)  I also liked another one they linked to from that set:
http://www.happyplace.com/4125/the-most-brilliantly-obnoxious-responses-to-moronic-graffiti
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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2011, 07:39:55 PM »
Quote from: Annubis on September 19, 2011, 03:28:57 PM
Animal rights group PETA to launch pornography website
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8772592/Animal-rights-group-PETA-to-launch-pornography-website.html

« it hopes to raise awareness of veganism through a mix of pornography and graphic footage of animal suffering. »

And soon I won't be able to get it up unless I'm eviscerating a rabbit while having sex.

Damn, we really are Rome in it's last days.
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Quote from: Dice on January 23, 2012, 01:21:14 AM
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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2011, 08:19:45 PM »
So wait what? How does pornography have anything to do with "Veganism"? I know i really like porn and stuff, but seriously who the fucks gonna visit that site when they can just find it free somewhere else without the taint of PETA?
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« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2011, 05:04:01 PM »
Zombie movie shoot accident hurts 16 in Toronto
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2011/10/11/movie-stage-collapse-toronto547.html

It's a sad event, but the last sentence is pretty funny.

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Emergency workers said their jobs were made more difficult by the fact that the injured were dressed like zombies, which made it hard to determine which injuries were real.
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2011, 02:03:57 PM »
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/10/man-orders-size-1450-monster-slippers-ma.php
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What is this sentence...
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