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Re: funny stories thread
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2011, 05:30:39 PM »
Why medicine in China is so damn costy:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034679/Chinese-state-factory-decked-look-like-Palace-Versailles.html?ito=feeds-newsxml



My initial thought was The Hermitage even though that was modeled after Versailles. MAJORING IN RUSSIAN HAS TURNED ME INTO THIS WHOARAFAGH.
o/` I do not feel joy o/`
o/` I do not dream o/`
o/` I only stare at the door and smoke o/`


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Re: funny stories thread
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2011, 03:28:57 PM »
Animal rights group PETA to launch pornography website
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8772592/Animal-rights-group-PETA-to-launch-pornography-website.html

« it hopes to raise awareness of veganism through a mix of pornography and graphic footage of animal suffering. »

And soon I won't be able to get it up unless I'm eviscerating a rabbit while having sex.

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Re: funny stories thread
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2011, 07:39:55 PM »
Animal rights group PETA to launch pornography website
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8772592/Animal-rights-group-PETA-to-launch-pornography-website.html

« it hopes to raise awareness of veganism through a mix of pornography and graphic footage of animal suffering. »

And soon I won't be able to get it up unless I'm eviscerating a rabbit while having sex.

Damn, we really are Rome in it's last days.

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Re: funny stories thread
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2011, 08:19:45 PM »
So wait what? How does pornography have anything to do with "Veganism"? I know i really like porn and stuff, but seriously who the fucks gonna visit that site when they can just find it free somewhere else without the taint of PETA?

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Re: funny stories thread
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2011, 05:04:01 PM »
Zombie movie shoot accident hurts 16 in Toronto
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2011/10/11/movie-stage-collapse-toronto547.html

It's a sad event, but the last sentence is pretty funny.

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Emergency workers said their jobs were made more difficult by the fact that the injured were dressed like zombies, which made it hard to determine which injuries were real.

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