Rumble in the Bronx
February 13, 2002
Hello fans and fanesses, I'm your new Fan Fiction Fuehrer, Statuesque Yin (currently under the metaphoric wing of Slime). I have brown hair, hazel eyes, I enjoy long walks in the park, and I hope to be your fan fiction dictator for a long time.
Firstly, I have the zany fic "Bored." This is the frightening result of an incurious author, Weiila, that likes Chrono Trigger a bit too much. There's a truck-load of verbal bandying, species mixing, and identity swapping in this End of Time set shorty.
Secondly, we have two new additions from the veteran author, Joe Fagin. Th3$e b4d m0f0$ com3 s7r4ight fr0m da h00d. "Minds," Phantasy Star IV, scubas deep into the psyche of the dreaded Zio, exposing the origin of his ominous ways. Plus, we have "Nero's Other," a great fic introducing some of the main characters of Phantasy Star I in a snazzy manner.
Lastly, but, as always, not least, we have an odd tale from Desperado Girl. This "War of the Cuckoos" is from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and tells the story of how three heroes, Link being part of the bad posse, vanquish the evil cuckoos from destroying the world!
That's it, my first update! Keep sending me those fabulous pieces of fine art, and count on seeing more in the near future!
~ Statuesque Yin