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(Rinoa and Squall are walking along the road, when they fall
into a deep hole. They fall past TV’s, VCR’s and other household
and garden items...)
Rinoa: "This looks familiar somehow..."
Squall: "..."
Rinoa: "Well?"
Squall: "How am I supposed to know? I’m a SeeD, not a TV watching
couch potato!"
BOB: "Hey!"
Squall: "Who are you?"
BOB: "I AM BOB!"
Squall: "BOB?"
BOB: "Yes! BOB! Now, if you’ll excuse me, we are approaching
the bottom! Bye-Bye now!"
(BOB leaves)
Squall: "That was weird..."
Rinoa: "You’re telling me..."
(They hit the bottom with a ‘thud’)
Rinoa: "OUCH! I landed on something hard!"
Squall: "..."
Rinoa: "Well, don’t just stand there, help me up!"
(Squall helps her up and look at what she landed on. It’s a
toadstool!)
Rinoa: "That’s what I landed on? It doesn’t look that hard!"
Squall: "..."
Rinoa: "Let’s just keep going!"
Squall: "Yeah..."
(They walk off and come across a yellow brick road)
Rinoa: "Hey, isn’t that...?"
Squall: "Yeah... HEY! WRITER! WRONG STORY FOR THE ROAD HERE!"
Eden (the writer, a.k.a Ryokain): "Oops! Sorry!"
(The road disappears)
Squall: "Thank you!"
Eden/Ryokain: "Then I guess that cowardly lion isn’t supposed
to be there either..."
Squall: "No!"
(The lion goes away)
Rinoa: "Hey, do you know any of these stories?"
Eden/Ryokain: "Yeah, but I get a little confused, it’s been
a while since I read either of them."
Rinoa & Squall: "..."
(Eden/Ryokain leaves)
Rinoa: "He should stick to his ‘action’ stories..."
Squall: "Yeah..."
(They walk along until they come across a rabbit, a mouse,
and a crazy looking guy in a top hat)
Rinoa: "Let me guess: a tea party?"
Mad Hatter: "Yes indeed it is, but, how did you know?"
Rinoa: "Just a guess..."
Squall: "I think I just figured out what’s going on here!"
Rinoa: "What?"
Squall: "We’re in Wonderland..."
(Eden/Ryokain walks in)
Eden/Ryokain: "Took you long enough..."
BOB: "Why am I here?"
Eden/Ryokain: "I’m still trying to figure that part out..."
BOB, Rinoa & Squall: "..."
Eden/Ryokain: "OK, OK! I get the picture!"
(Eden/Ryokain leaves)
BOB: "So... you two are going out?"
Rinoa: "Who wants to know?"
BOB: "ME! BOB!"
Squall: "Yeah, we’re going out."
BOB: "She’s got a perky butt..."
Rinoa: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
(Rinoa zaps BOB with a lightning bolt)
BOB: "OUCH!!"
(BOB runs away screaming and holding his now-blazing head)
Mad Hatter: "Want some tea?"
Rinoa: "Yes please."
Squall: "No, thanks."
(They drink their tea)
Rinoa: "I think we’d better go now."
Squall: "Yeah..."
(They walk along until they come to a garden. Some card men
are painting the white roses red)
Rinoa: "Don't tell me: you’re painting these roses red because
if you don’t the Queen of Hearts will chop off your heads."
Card Man: "Yes, but... how did you know?"
Rinoa: "Let’s just say..."
Squall: "...A little birdie told us."
(The Queen of Hearts walks in)
Rinoa: "So you’re the Queen of Hearts?"
Queen: "Yes, I am."
(She sees the roses)
Queen: "Who’s been painting my white roses red!?"
Card Man (giving the paint and brushes to Rinoa) "She did,
your majesty!"
Queen: "Off with her head!"
Squall: "Oh no you don’t!"
(Jumps in front of Rinoa)
Squall: "You’ll have to get past me!"
Card Man: "OK, we will!"
(They all gang up on Squall and Rinoa. BOB appears.)
BOB: "I AM BOB!"
Squall: "Not again!"
(Eden/Ryokain appears)
Eden/Ryokain: "I finally know why BOB is here!"
BOB: "You mean I don’t only say ‘I AM BOB’?"
Eden/Ryokain: "No, now you blow away the Card Men and Queen
of Hearts."
BOB: "Sounds reasonable!"
(BOB builds all the Card Men into a card house, puts the Queen
inside and huffs and puffs and blows the house down, all over
the Queen.)
Squall, Rinoa, and Queen: "WRONG STORY!"
Eden/Ryokain: "I DON’T CARE!"
BOB: "Neither do I! At least I get to do something!"
Queen: "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
Rinoa: "I think we should RUN!"
(They run until they find a ladder leading into nowhere and
climb it)
Squall: "Now where are we?"
Eden/Ryokain: "In Galbadia."
Squall: "Good, but there’s something I have to do..."
Eden/Ryokain: "What?"
(Squall takes out his gunblade)
Squall: "I’m gonna kill you!"
Eden/Ryokain: "Whoa!!!"
(Eden/Ryokain runs, Squall chases him)
THE END
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