(Rinoa and Squall are walking along the road, when they fall into a deep hole. They fall past TV’s, VCR’s and other household and garden items...)

Rinoa: "This looks familiar somehow..."

Squall: "..."

Rinoa: "Well?"

Squall: "How am I supposed to know? I’m a SeeD, not a TV watching couch potato!"

BOB: "Hey!"

Squall: "Who are you?"

BOB: "I AM BOB!"

Squall: "BOB?"

BOB: "Yes! BOB! Now, if you’ll excuse me, we are approaching the bottom! Bye-Bye now!"

(BOB leaves)

Squall: "That was weird..."

Rinoa: "You’re telling me..."

(They hit the bottom with a ‘thud’)

Rinoa: "OUCH! I landed on something hard!"

Squall: "..."

Rinoa: "Well, don’t just stand there, help me up!"

(Squall helps her up and look at what she landed on. It’s a toadstool!)

Rinoa: "That’s what I landed on? It doesn’t look that hard!"

Squall: "..."

Rinoa: "Let’s just keep going!"

Squall: "Yeah..."

(They walk off and come across a yellow brick road)

Rinoa: "Hey, isn’t that...?"

Squall: "Yeah... HEY! WRITER! WRONG STORY FOR THE ROAD HERE!"

Eden (the writer, a.k.a Ryokain): "Oops! Sorry!"

(The road disappears)

Squall: "Thank you!"

Eden/Ryokain: "Then I guess that cowardly lion isn’t supposed to be there either..."

Squall: "No!"

(The lion goes away)

Rinoa: "Hey, do you know any of these stories?"

Eden/Ryokain: "Yeah, but I get a little confused, it’s been a while since I read either of them."

Rinoa & Squall: "..."

(Eden/Ryokain leaves)

Rinoa: "He should stick to his ‘action’ stories..."

Squall: "Yeah..."

(They walk along until they come across a rabbit, a mouse, and a crazy looking guy in a top hat)

Rinoa: "Let me guess: a tea party?"

Mad Hatter: "Yes indeed it is, but, how did you know?"

Rinoa: "Just a guess..."

Squall: "I think I just figured out what’s going on here!"

Rinoa: "What?"

Squall: "We’re in Wonderland..."

(Eden/Ryokain walks in)

Eden/Ryokain: "Took you long enough..."

BOB: "Why am I here?"

Eden/Ryokain: "I’m still trying to figure that part out..."

BOB, Rinoa & Squall: "..."

Eden/Ryokain: "OK, OK! I get the picture!"

(Eden/Ryokain leaves)

BOB: "So... you two are going out?"

Rinoa: "Who wants to know?"

BOB: "ME! BOB!"

Squall: "Yeah, we’re going out."

BOB: "She’s got a perky butt..."

Rinoa: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

(Rinoa zaps BOB with a lightning bolt)

BOB: "OUCH!!"

(BOB runs away screaming and holding his now-blazing head)

Mad Hatter: "Want some tea?"

Rinoa: "Yes please."

Squall: "No, thanks."

(They drink their tea)

Rinoa: "I think we’d better go now."

Squall: "Yeah..."

(They walk along until they come to a garden. Some card men are painting the white roses red)

Rinoa: "Don't tell me: you’re painting these roses red because if you don’t the Queen of Hearts will chop off your heads."

Card Man: "Yes, but... how did you know?"

Rinoa: "Let’s just say..."

Squall: "...A little birdie told us."

(The Queen of Hearts walks in)

Rinoa: "So you’re the Queen of Hearts?"

Queen: "Yes, I am."

(She sees the roses)

Queen: "Who’s been painting my white roses red!?"

Card Man (giving the paint and brushes to Rinoa) "She did, your majesty!"

Queen: "Off with her head!"

Squall: "Oh no you don’t!"

(Jumps in front of Rinoa)

Squall: "You’ll have to get past me!"

Card Man: "OK, we will!"

(They all gang up on Squall and Rinoa. BOB appears.)

BOB: "I AM BOB!"

Squall: "Not again!"

(Eden/Ryokain appears)

Eden/Ryokain: "I finally know why BOB is here!"

BOB: "You mean I don’t only say ‘I AM BOB’?"

Eden/Ryokain: "No, now you blow away the Card Men and Queen of Hearts."

BOB: "Sounds reasonable!"

(BOB builds all the Card Men into a card house, puts the Queen inside and huffs and puffs and blows the house down, all over the Queen.)

Squall, Rinoa, and Queen: "WRONG STORY!"

Eden/Ryokain: "I DON’T CARE!"

BOB: "Neither do I! At least I get to do something!"

Queen: "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

Rinoa: "I think we should RUN!"

(They run until they find a ladder leading into nowhere and climb it)

Squall: "Now where are we?"

Eden/Ryokain: "In Galbadia."

Squall: "Good, but there’s something I have to do..."

Eden/Ryokain: "What?"

(Squall takes out his gunblade)

Squall: "I’m gonna kill you!"

Eden/Ryokain: "Whoa!!!"

(Eden/Ryokain runs, Squall chases him)