Secret of Monkey Island Review

SP back again, folks. This time I've got a review of an oldie but goodie for PC, Lucas Arts' The Secret of Monkey Island TM written by that loveable fat gold man, Dancin' Homer. It's good stuff, so read away.

However, regarding Dancin' Homer, I'm afraid he's not long for this world. While he was exploring Monkey Island TM, he encountered a rather nasty voodoo curse, and, well, it doesn't look good. He may not last the nig... ah, crud, he died. ::yells to Parn:: Okay, feed him to the deadly piranha poodles ::yip yip smack chomp, digest:: Well hey, stuff happens, right?

Fortunately we found an excellent replacement for our poor, departed reviewer. It's name is Slime... yup, just Slime (not to be confused with my best friend, Metal Slime Solid). I want you all to welcome him and wish him well as he somehow reviews games using only his raindrop-shaped body to pound away at the keys. Should be fun.

Later all!

09.15.01 - 4:48 PM
Sensei Phoenix

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