You donât need the protagonist of a game to be exactly like you to relate to them and their plights, but it certainly never hurts. And hoo boy, Variable Barricade wastes no time in calling me out: the protagonistâdefault name Hibariâis highly anxious, stressed, awkward around men, and has what seems like an incurable case of Resting Bitch Face. Unfortunately, we start to deviate in the areas of financeâsheâs super richâand living circumstancesâsheâs living with four handsome men who are attempting to court her. But thatâs where Variable Barricade swoops in to let me (and you, too; I know Iâm not the only one exhibiting one or all of the abovementioned symptoms) live vicariously through her in this outrageous otome romp with enough laughs to lighten up even the most hardened of hearts.
Youâd think the rich girlâs suitors would be closer to her in status, but theyâre actually poured straight from a box of âOops! All Layabouts!â cereal. The love interests include Ichiya, a wannabe Casanova with a record of attempted marriage fraud; Taiga, a mischievous world traveler with a gambling addiction; Nayuta, a young man with a heart of gold and a bottomless pit of debt; and Shion, who’s highly perceptive but refuses to do even basic tasks and instead jumps from one sugar daddy to the next. This ragtag cast lays the foundations for one of the most hilarious sets of storylines in an otome game. Each scene makes full use of Variable Barricadeâs pristine presentation to elicit enough laughs, gasps, and screeches to make you grateful your husbands are confined to the second dimension and canât express concern over your reactions.
Sillier scenes, like a housewarming party nearly turning into a housefire, feature highly detailed chibi CGs to drive home the whacky feel. More standout scenes, like a daring rescue or a date at the arcade, have their own traditional CGs. From sweet to spicy, these CGs are a real treat that add to the sometimes serious, often outlandish grin-inducing scenarios Variable Barricade has to offer.
The visuals remain top-notch even during scenes without CGs. Spot blacks on color illustrations have always been near and dear to me, and theyâre especially striking on Variable Barricadeâs sleek character designs with crisp, high-contrast colors. Numerous outfits per character and a wide array of expressions further let the characters popâand itâs not just the suitors! All named characters have their own portraits! Owners of even the most active imaginations would have groaned if made to think up designs for important secondary characters when there are gorgeous visuals right in front of them, but Variable Barricade doesn’t let them down.
The visuals are accompanied by phenomenal voice acting. This is an area where otome games usually excel, but just like the gameâs overall silliness, Variable Barricade cranks the voicework up to 11. While the story runs the gamut of emotions, so, too, do the charactersâ voices. Nayutaâs wails and shouts, Taigaâs boisterous laughs and quiet musings, Shionâs gentle cooing and firm advice, and Ichiyaâs cheesy pick-up lines and impassioned declarations are all delivered with such jaw-dropping fidelity that yours runs the risk of becoming unhinged.
The music to go along with it all also sets the mood in ways both standard and sidesplittingly subversive. When âBREAKTHROUGH,â a track perfect for a serious heist scene, starts playing over the protagonist anxiously making her way to have a simple conversation with someone, itâs hard not to crack up. The opening theme, âSixteen,â is a Certified Bop, yes, but it also has a few instrumental versions to contribute cohesion amidst the vast musical ranges, including a low-tempo â-46 Version-â for intimate moments and an upbeat â-26 Version-â perfect for fun-on-the-town scenes. Variable Barricade only has 29 tracks total, but theyâre jazzy, snazzy, and varied enough to matchâor makeâthe scenes, whether they’re hilarious or subdued.
All this is backed up by the most crucial part of Variable Barricade: its writing. Not only does the setup result in hilarious hijinks, but itâs the premier venue for genuinely engaging romantic subplots. Each suitor has their own connection to the protagonist that stems into individual routes full of twists and turns, and the budding romances are approached with just the right mix of tenderness and lightheartedness that can melt even the iciest of hearts. The protagonist joins the love interests with strengths that assist each other in overcoming their weaknesses. For instance, her dedication to her future can help ground the drifting Taiga, while his worldliness can help her escape from her highly confined personal bubble. The result is a cast of characters who feel fully realized and likable across all routes.
Learning the truths behind each love interest only makes them even more endearing in other routes, where they continue to interact with each other no matter what direction the storyline goes in. Seeing Ichiyaâs supportiveness of his fellow suitors feels especially bittersweet after a run-through of his personal route, and other charactersâ actions start to take on new meanings when viewed knowing the context of their route. Variable Barricade also features a heaping helping of chapters through the love interestsâ perspectives, which are another fantastic way to catch glimpses of the unfolding story while also not losing sight of the gameâs good humor. Seeing the love interests open up to each other and exhibit how theyâre growingâwhile also including gentle reminders of their funnier âshortcomingsââis a great workout routine for your face muscles as they move from surprised gasps to quick laughs and back as the story crescendos and culminates, from its start to all its endings.
As easy as it is to allocate your love among different otome games, it can oftentimes feel satisfying just to get all the good endings, the âtrueâ ending if there is one, and maybe one or two bad ends. Variable Barricade, though, managed to so thoroughly win me over that I really, truly wanted to unlock every CG and ending. Like other otome games, Variable Barricade offers helpful options to skip scenes youâve already read; the chapters are presented on what is essentially a game board, and most chapters can be skipped entirely once youâve read through them at least once.
Yes, this makes replaying routes to get all the endings a simple affair, but what if youâre like meâI mean Shion, too lazy to even start up a new file? Prepare to let out a sigh of relief: youâll learn some Critical Information along the way to the true ending and can make use of the mysterious âFull Openâ menu option, which unlocks all Gallery goodies. This menu includes all the CGs and Endings that you can peruse at your leisure without having to go through the routes again. Admittedly, I donât recommend accessing Full Open at all until after completing the true ending; it will tell you what Critical Information youâre looking for, which in and of itself may constitute as a spoiler to some players. But once youâve gotten the true ending? Go ahead, treat yourself.
You can count on Variable Barricade to treat you to highly enjoyable love interests that are surprising in the best ways, and span some fun and whacky romance tropes. You can trust it to provide an incredibly well-rounded cast of both love interests and secondary characters, in addition to a protagonist with her own capacity for engaging character growth. And you can be confident that it will have you grinning from ear to ear from start to finish. With Variable Barricade, Iâve found not only the cure for my own Resting Bitch Face syndrome, but a genuinely loveable title thatâs permanently wormed its way into my heart. Yes, itâs a heart thatâs been running on otome games for quite some time by now, but Variable Barricade stands out in all the right ways with its mix of uproarious humor and heartfelt romance. No matter what mood you enter in, youâll leave and think back on Variable Barricade with a smile.